presumenothing (justjoy)
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rare earths and trace elements by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
25 Jun 2022
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#64: "How fares Miss Rockbell?"
#65: She's been looking forward to the day when her hair finally gets long enough to – well, no longer be short.
#66: "Come to Xing for new year's, he said. It'll be fun, he said."
#67: Ed's almost twenty when he realises that Hawkeye must've been around his age when she was deployed to Ishval.
#68: Riza definitely does not laugh at the way Roy inevitably winces at ‘last’, a fact she will happily swear to at court martial if necessary.
(fmab ficlet collection with a generous serving of post-canon shenanigans and a side of AUs)
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- Part 1 of fma fics
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cracking open a cold one (it's a boy!!) by presumenothing (justjoy) for plingo_kat
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
20 May 2022
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Da Qing:
lao zhao you have a pakigeZhao Yunlan:
a whatDa Qing:
pakige
packag
SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANZhao Yunlan puts his
detective skillselite squaddelegation skills to good(?) use.Series
- Part 5 of guardian fics!
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Zhao Yunlan's newest purchase gets underfoot.
(Or, the adventures of Stabby the
SpaceSID Roomba.)Series
- Part 4 of guardian fics!
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new are the days before us by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
01 Feb 2022
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So maybe Zhao Yunlan should order that Kiss The Cook apron he'd seen online, not that he actually needs the encouragement.
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- Part 3 of guardian fics!
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its silver calculations by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian - priest, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
26 Jan 2022
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#1: “You get a statistically-improbable number of green lights whenever we’re going anywhere. Every time.”
#2: Faceless anonymity, Shen Wei thinks, is quite summarily the only redeeming feature of modern technology.
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- Part 2 of guardian fics!
Recent series
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guardian fics! by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
20 May 2022
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fma fics by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Welcome to Night Vale
25 Jun 2022
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the catch-all chaos for my descent into fma fic hell. (mostly fmab, with the occasional 03 appearance? maybe.)
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future starts slow: poi fics by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandom: Person of Interest (TV)
17 Jan 2022
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10% civil 90% war (or, the marvel au) by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Magic Kaito, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
08 Jan 2022
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alternatively: the Winter Soldier!AU that spiralled out of control
(more tidbits in the tumblr tag!)
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knock three times: jshk fics by presumenothing (justjoy)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
31 Oct 2021
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haphazard collection of my jshk fics, individual fics are all standalone and complete unless stated otherwise. will contain manga i.e. post-anime spoilers
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The Envoy collapses against the wall, sliding down to brace himself on one knee.
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- Part 22 of Guardian Works
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Bookmarked by presumenothing (justjoy)
02 Mar 2022
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“What do you need?” Chu Shuzhi has always known that the Black Cloaked Envoy is the most powerful Dixingren alive. Just because he now understands a little better why doesn’t mean anything fundamental has changed.
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In Zhao Yunlan's hand, the Mountain-River Awl suddenly pulses with a bright glow; in the ghost's hand, the knife pulses in the same light, just as it stabs into Shen Wei.
The next moment, there's only a cloud of black energy where Shen Wei was, rapidly dissipating like so much smoke.
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Bookmarked by presumenothing (justjoy)
22 Feb 2022
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The darkness that is Shen Wei gathers in the corner. Zhao Yunlan knows, has worked out the truth.
Zhao Yunlan knows, and realising just who it is he's been worried for hasn't lessened his feelings; instead it looks as if that truth has knocked loose the tight grip he was keeping on himself.
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Colonel Mustang's company receives a distress call -- coming from Alphonse Elric's AI.
Bookmarked by presumenothing (justjoy)
16 Feb 2022
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"Don't much care for coffee," Edward said, but he took the paperweight and studied it with a look that Hawkeye would come to know well: torn between the desire to disobey and the desire to show off. Demonstrating his skill won. The glass began to deform in his hands.
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Yuuri doesn't know how he got so lucky, to be surrounded by so many different kinds of love.
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Bookmarked by presumenothing (justjoy)
16 Feb 2022
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“Oh, Yuuri, no,” Viktor presses a hand to his face, shaking his head. “I didn’t mean it that way, love. I meant—I don’t know what I meant, sometimes I speak without thinking.” He presses a kiss to Yuuri’s forehead, gentler than the one previous.
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Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei, trapped in the darkness under the mountain together while investigating a dangerous case, finally share some secrets and reach a new understanding.
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Bookmarked by presumenothing (justjoy)
13 Feb 2022
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"Hey," Zhao Yunlan said, quietly, and he woke up and turned to the call; when he was dead, he thought, when he was finally dead, buried, done, he'd still wake up and turn to the sound of Zhao Yunlan's voice.