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    Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.

    He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.

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    01 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    In which Huaisang successfully (and willingly) learns how to fight and Mingjue is very tired.

     

    “You must learn to fight despite all drawbacks. One day, you will have trained enough to be able to fight with all your senses blocked.”

    “No, thank you,” Huaisang scrunched his nose. “Why should I have to fight if da-ge and father will protect me? I will simply learn self-defence and then paint masterpieces.”

    “A-Sang.”

    “Da-ge.”

    “Just go train.”

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    01 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Yue Qingyuan wants a better story.

    Who wouldn’t?

    [Yue Qingyuan can never forgive himself for his failure.

    His failures.

    “Walk quicker, Sect Leader,” the demon croons. “Your beloved Shen Qingqiu awaits you.”]

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    01 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “So you see an absolute hottie laid out on the beach, and it looks like they might need help! First, check that the person really needs help. You can do this by calling out to them from afar—“

    He cups his hands around his mouth.

    “Ya~hoo~!” he cries. “Hello there, beautiful! How are you doing?”

    “What is he doing?” Lan Xichen murmurs worriedly. “He’s not actually going to do this during the training, is he?”

    “He and Jiang-xiong have a wager going,” Nie Huaisang sighs. “If Jiang-xiong can make it through this session without chickening out, he gets to conduct the training instead.”

    In which Wei Wuxian's darling CPR demonstration doll has been misplaced, Jiang Cheng steps up as a substitute, and they are both really dumb and apparently gay.

    [This was written for the prompt: ""drowning"" ""emergency mouth to mouth resuscitation"" ft. two people who are very clearly familiar with water safety and an increasingly skeptic peanut gallery. Bonus for modern pool/beach AU where everyone sparkles, nobody dies or has more than one braincell.]

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    01 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    There are a few unofficial rules onboard the U.S.S Yiling. For the most part they are fairly self explanatory: don’t make Wen Qing mad unless you want a hypo to the neck, don’t touch anything in Engineering without permission unless you want to bear the full brunt of Commander Jiang’s wrath, and never, ever, upset Jiang Yanli unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances.

    The final rule is perhaps the most simple and yet the most complex of all: do not flirt with Captain Wei unless you want Commander Lan to turn the full intensity of his quite frankly terrifying glare on you.

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    30 Sep 2020