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    ShinraMart kills ALL the competition.

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    Sephiroth has acquired a "puppy." Because someone has to take over for Angeal. Crisis Core AU

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    Sentiment may not be what Sherlock needs to do his work, but it is what the Limping Doctor needs for his.

    And that is all fine.

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    People almost have it figured, why one Dr John Watson and one Sherlock Holmes get on so well.

    ...Almost.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    20 Jul 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    (10:46 AM) hey
    (10:51 AM) what
    (10:51 AM) i have a surprise for you
    (10:54 AM) what the fuck does that mean
    (10:55 AM) ;))

     

     

     

    In a universe where Elijah never left CyberLife, his newest goal is to make his brother's life a living nightmare—and change him for the better. All told through a series of texts.

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    18 Jul 2018

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    After the android uprising, Connor becomes a permanent fixture in the DPD. That’s fine. Gavin can accept that. The dipshit’s more human than he used to be, and a decent detective to boot. Gavin can deal him being around.

    What Gavin cannot deal with is Connor’s replica; two inches taller, blue-eyed, and with a mouth that Gavin doesn’t know whether to punch or take between his teeth. The RK900 model has been assigned as his partner for the foreseeable future.

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    18 Jul 2018

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    New Chapters posted here now! Commander Jane Shepard. Colonist, War Hero, smart ass. When Spectre Nihlus Kryik says he is leaving the Normandy to investigate on his own, Shepard stops him. From that moment, ripples move out through the fabric of the reality we're familiar with, changing everything. Well, almost everything. The Reapers are coming.

    In this first volume, Saren and the geth race to find the Conduit, starting the new cycle. Can Shepard beat them to it? Will this new reality be better equipped to deal with the Reaper threat, or will everything crumble to ruin? Canon-divergent where one small decision changes everything. Rated for language and smart assedness. Sexy times much later on.

    Something AO3 doesn't do is make contacting people very easy ... outside of comments, of course. If you ever want to contact me privately, you are more than welcome to do so at cbdsw2@gmail.com. :D

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    10 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Taking place towards the end of Inquisition (and beginning of Jaws of Hakkon DLC), this is a story of two very different people who meet and fall in love with the worst timing possible.

    When Professor Bram Kenric gets his expedition to the Frostback Basin backed by the Inquisition, he imagines what this "Scout Harding" is like. Of course, reality is drastically different and far more attractive than his imagination.

    Lace Harding, Head Scout of the Inquisition, had expected a grey haired and robed scholar. Needless to say, she is ill equipped to guard against the attractions of a certain Professor Kenric.

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    03 Sep 2015