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    After the brutal deaths of their parents, the Pines twins cling to each other as they fight a hostile world. Between Dipper's cunning and Mabel's charisma, they've come to dominate their foster home and middle school - until one day, their great-uncle shows up and takes them under his wing. Now a whole new playing field has opened up for them. My own take on the Reverse Pines AU.

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    30 Jan 2017

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    “Oh god, it’s him.”
    Jack grabbed Race’s arm, pulling him to a stop as they walked along the high street on their way back to the apartment they shared. Race looked down at the death grip Jack had on his arm and raised an eyebrow.
    “Who? Santa? Jesus? Freddy Krueger? You’re going to have to be more specific.” He scanned the road for anyone that Jack would find death-grip worthy, but all he found were senior citizens and mums with young children.
    “The man who works in the flower shop. Over there.”

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    08 Feb 2016

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    When a deeply-closeted Arthur Pendragon finally earns a spot in Camelot's first XI, he's dead set on breaking records, not one of sport's last taboos. But life, like football, is a funny old game, and sometimes the only way up is out. Especially once he realises he's arse over tit for the new physio.

    A queer Arthurian tale of courage, love, and football.

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    13 Jun 2014

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    "So, Dean." The king clears his throat, looking at the barbarian who's eating a chicken's leg and scratching his belly with a contented face. "To end this conflict, I am offering you one of my daughters in marriage, so we can become allies and good friends. Choose whichever you want." The king gestures to his three daughters, all maidens of rare beauty.
    Dean belches loudly and pats his belly, causing loud laughter among his warriors. He takes a good look at the princesses, shifting his gaze from one to the other.
    "I appreciate your offer, King Uldred, and I will accept it. Though I don't want any of your daughters," he says with a broad grin.
    The king frowns. "I don't understand."
    "I want him." Dean points at the young prince with his gnawed chicken's leg. "I'll have Castiel."

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    17 May 2014