19 Works by joosetta

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    Derek had a problem. Most specifically he had a Stiles Stilinski problem. It hadn’t always been so acute, it hadn’t always been so specific, but it had always been a problem.

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    In which Stiles sends Derek a dick pic, Derek has no idea what to do and ends up having to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a result.

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    The final straw definitely came when Stiles walked down on Sunday morning to find his dad, Scott and Chris Argent sitting around the table, like they were staging some kind of intervention.
    
“What is this?” Stiles said, kind of wishing he wasn’t wearing his boba fett pajama pants.

    “It wasn’t my idea,” Scott said, apologetic. “But you turned the Lacrosse pitch orange.”

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    “Just a heads up,” Derek said. “There’s a sorceress in town. Thought you should know.”

    And then he just drove off.

    “What an asshole,” Stiles said, to the empty parking lot.

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    This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.

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    Arthur has a problem.

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    In which Arthur and Eames piss each other off and then have sex.

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    After the events of Uncertainty, Arthur and Eames hole up, and some licking of wounds is involved.

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    A Renovations snippet about Arthur's nemesis... that horrible old fridge.

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    1065
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    Eames is late.

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    Arthur and Eames have work issues.

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    8
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    Arthur is having a bad day. Was having a bad day.

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    "Brisance is a measure of the rapidity with which an explosive develops its maximum pressure." i.e. the one where Gokudera's apartment blows up.

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    The beginning.

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    In which Eames builds a nest and (accidentally) lures Arthur into it.

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    36
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    Sam develops some new powers.

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    Sam gets a call from Andy leading them to a hunt with ... interesting conclusions.

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    Sam finds something he really isn't meant to.

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    Dean loses Sam. Ceases to function. Sex ensues.

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    English
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1650

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