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  1. Rec 31

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    Namjoon looked easy and Jimin thought it’s been a bad year and yeah, I could use the attention right now.

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    Jimin’s not sure how he feels about kids but he is totally willing to sleep with a dad.

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    14 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Literally the cutest thing!

  2. Rec *

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    “What’s up with him?” He hears Jimin ask quietly.

    “Existential crisis,” Namjoon says back.

    “I can hear you guys,” Jungkook informs them.

     

    or, Jungkook is worried he's going to die alone and Namjoon and Jimin show him how wrong he is

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    14 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly a work of art.

  3. Rec 32

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    Jimin likes the way Namjoon is so much bigger than him.

    Namjoon is just really really horny.

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    14 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was great.

  4. Rec *

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    Jimin never once hesitated or questioned himself. He just made eye contact with himself in the mirror, stared at his reflection like he’d die if he didn’t get to fuck it, and kept working his hips and thighs, dropping into lower and lower squats.

    Namjoon’s mouth felt very dry and he realized he had no concept of the passage of time. Jimin could have been doing this move for five seconds or for several hours. All Namjoon knew was that he could comfortably watch this for the rest of his life and that he had a boner.

    Oh god. He had a boner.

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    13 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kind of soft. In the weirdest way.

  5. Rec 53

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    Kim Namjoon has an ass. An ass that’s currently eating the material of his shorts, but an ass nonetheless.

    in the words of Miss Megan Thee Stallion, "Ay, big ole freak. Big booty, big ole treat."

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    12 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was nice.