jesuschristtakethewheel
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Plums and Chocolate by jesuschristtakethewheel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Dec 2020
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A look into the domestic life of Bucky and Natasha after they retire from SHIELD and being assassins. Natasha wants pancakes and Bucky is a sap (but a competitive one).
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A short, fluffy fic, where Reader is a court attendant and likes Zuko (the feeling is mutual).
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Zuko asks Reader out after telling the Gaang how he got into the Northern Water Tribe.
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Ok Boomer by jesuschristtakethewheel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Nov 2020
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Peter Parker wants to sleep. Nick Fury gets in the way.
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Peter says "Ok boomer" to Nick Fury
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Wanna Bet? by jesuschristtakethewheel
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Sep 2020
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"I bet you can't go a day without cursing."
You pull out all the stops to win this bet.
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Motherfucking Broccoli by jesuschristtakethewheel
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Jul 2020
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You accidentally stab and steal an ancient, time-worn tablet. Not a slab of stone, though, the Apple kind. It may or may not have something to do with your stalker, who may or may not be chasing you through the Avenger’s Compound to get said tablet back.
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Merlin sighs. "After your...announcement," he explains, "your father decided he needed a bit more information. Which is apparently where I come in. I'm sort of like his gay tutor, it's hard to explain."
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When Merlin goes to collect Arthur for His Very Important Meeting that afternoon, Arthur is fast asleep on his bed, still fully dressed in armour.
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Or - Arthur is tired and Merlin puts his foot down.
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When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?
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- Part 1 of Merlin Ambrosius, King of Carthis
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- English
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by jesuschristtakethewheel
24 Mar 2021
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In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”
Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass
Bookmarked by jesuschristtakethewheel
15 Mar 2021
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Merlin has many secrets but Arthur sees more than anyone knows. This is the story of a prince and a dragon. A canon changeling!verse AU, deviating around season 2.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,375
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Bookmarked by jesuschristtakethewheel
14 Mar 2021