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    “Oh, hey, Jack!” Bitty’s sitting on the couch, carefully protected from the stained upholstery by a meticulously arranged pink-and-white quilt. “Ransom and Holster are teaching me about the history of the NHL.”

    “He didn’t know what a Gordie Howe hat trick was.” Holster spreads his hands. “How this kid made an NCAA team...”

    “By playing hockey,” Bitty grumps cheerfully.

    Ransom shakes his head in despair. “We had to educate him right from the top.”

    “So.” Jack folds his arms. “Instead of working on skills that might actually make you useful to our team right now, you’re dwelling on irrelevant things that happened a century ago..."

    Bitty’s happy eyebrows start to wilt.

    “...and you didn’t invite the history major?”

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    "You made me yours," Dmitri says softly, but not softly enough that either of them can pretend he did not say it. "Now you are surprised that I am yours?"

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    "Slut," Eric says to the chipped, smudged mirror. "Trollop. Floozy. Gentleman of ill repute." He bounces on the balls of his feet, testing different hip-cocking angles for maximum sex appeal. "You are not leaving this establishment without a willing and eager companion," he tells his reflection firmly. "Nobody wants to fuck a wet blanket, but nobody. Put some bounce in that hiney and go get yourself laid."

    "Yes, sir," someone says from one of the stalls.

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    Mutlivoice podfic of Bedside Manner by Janice_Lester.

    It's just another day in sickbay for Doctor McCoy, dealing with a dozen cases of the sniffles and giving grumpy sex advice to his superior officers. It's not all bad, though.

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    Arguing, bonding and making up. (In short: relationships.)

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    I want you for worse or for better

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    Eric's Lyft pulls up. He starts to get in, still holding the phone to his ear, and his driver says, “Whoa, are you that guy from the Kent Parson picture?"

    Eric does not want to do this. He really doesn’t. But Jack asked, and god help him...

    “Yeah," he says. “I’m his boyfriend."

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    Susan suffers the worst possible fate.

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    “Was there no safety? No learning by heart of the ways of the world? No guide, no shelter, but all was miracle, and leaping from the pinnacle of a tower into the air? Could it be, even for elderly people, that this was life?—startling, unexpected, unknown?”

    —Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse

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    “Then I won’t incarcerate you in the abandoned mine shaft this time. You might not be so lucky again, huh, bud? Watch it.” The person steps back, arms crossed. They appear to be wearing a row of blow darts across their chest.

    Carlos eyes the darts. “Are there any other, um, rules we should keep in mind?”

    “Yes,” says the person, and doesn’t elaborate.

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    Podfic of Night is Young and the Music's High by opalish

    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    Podfic of One Solid Kick by copperbadge.

     

    Sometimes all the universe needs to be better is one solid kick.

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    GEEK CHORUS
    Holy shit. These guys are great.

    MACIEJ
    Singular! It's just little ol' me over here.

    GEEK CHORUS
    This dude is like Tom Hardy. He can't possibly be real. Maybe we should try this Pinboard thing out.

    LONGTIME PINBOARD USERS
    What's this? People are bookmarking fanfic on our website? Whatever will we do?

    MACIEJ
    I dunno guys, maybe try "/search/?query=bigboypanties+&mine"?

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    Derek pops his mouth off Stiles’ dick and says, “I opened a brokerage account.”

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    Kent never used to be this selfish.

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    That night after Nanny fell asleep, Paris snuck downstairs and spent an hour struggling through the section on economics in her father’s nineteenth-century sixth-edition Encyclopedia Britannica, which Paris was not under any circumstances allowed to touch. She eventually concluded that “economics” meant “money” and that grownups always made things way more complicated than they needed to be.

     

    (Paris Geller refuses to not know things.)

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    “If he saw me drink soda, he wouldn’t kiss me for the entire day,” Adam moans. “Never let me date a yuppie like that again, okay?”

    Chris licks a drop of Coke off his lip and imagines Adam’s tongue doing it instead. “I’ll body-check you outta the way if I have to,” he says, and tries to remember the last time he called Adam “bro.”

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    “If pucks could talk I bet they’d just be constantly screaming,” Kent muses through a mouthful of chips. “Like, shit, what a life, always getting banged around like that.”

    Everyone laughs, but Jack shakes his head. “They love it,” he says quietly.

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    He tells Sergey that the NHL is all he’s ever dreamed of. Sergey remembers aloud that Semyon often used to dream anxiously.

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