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  1. Rec 43

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    Five Alarm Fest Day 2 - Calling or Sexting

    Without thinking, Buck grabs the phone and answers. “Chim, hey.”

    “Hey Buckaroo,” comes Chimney’s voice through the phone. “I almost thought you forgot me for a second there.”

    “Never.”

    Below him, Eddie gives Buck what the fuck eyebrows. Buck holds a finger to his lips.

    “You okay?” Chimney asks. Buck’s probably a bit ridiculous for appreciating Chimney’s concern as much as he does. “You sound a bit winded.”

    Buck shakes his head even though Chimney can’t see it—thank god. “Oh, you know. Just working out.”

    Working out, Eddie mouths angrily. Buck punishes him by clenching. Eddie abruptly bites down on his own bottom lip and stops mouthing words at him. Success.

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    20 Jul 2022

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    He’d thought, in Yueyang, that they’d seen something in each other, something familiar. That maybe they’d recognized something in him. But it’s been many years, and many things have happened since, and he’s guessed wrongly at other people’s hearts before. Lan Wangji looks back down at the table, at his steaming, bitter tea. He’ll beg if he has to.

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    “Are you a cultivator?”

    “No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”

    Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.

    Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.

    “Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.

    The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”

    Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.

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    So there was this jar, and it had so much peanut butter still in it, and when his fox nose scented it and didn’t catch any poison or spoilage, what was he supposed to do? Not avail himself of this gift? No. He shoved his delicate little snout right in there and got to licking, but, you know… Elegantly. Definitely not snarfing and making horrible little fox sounds and rolling around on the ground while he went ham on the jar. Sure, he had to work a little bit to get at the last of it, but anything good is worth working for, right? So finally, triumphant, no longer starving, and maybe a little thirsty now from eating half a cup of peanut butter in about two minutes, he’d tried to remove his head from the jar.

    Operative word tried.

    Or: Wei Ying gets stuck. Lan Zhan helps.

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    17 Jul 2022

  5. Rec 59

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    “We’ll look back on this and laugh one day, Cheng-di,” Wei Wuxian said, slinging an affectionate arm over his brother’s shoulder. “Of course, since we’re never, ever speaking of it ever again to anyone, especially not to your mother, we won’t talk about it, but we will think of it, probably, when some fly buzzes through the room at a very serious meeting, and our eyes will meet, and we will both burst into uncontrollable laughter, which will confuse everyone else around us! That’s just the kind of bond we have as brothers.”

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    Jiang Cheng accidentally gets transmuted into a frog and has to kiss a sect leader's heir to break the curse.

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    07 Jul 2022

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    Adorable and hilarious

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