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    The world is falling into winter. Camelot is falling into war. Arthur will do anything he can to keep his kingdom safe, and he will use whatever weapons are at hand - but, to his horror, his decisions turn out to have severe consequences for Merlin. Naturally, Arthur decides that it is his duty to protect his loyal servant from the shocking truth...

    “Let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Lancelot said, beginning to grin. “You want to teach Merlin to use magic – without letting him notice that he’s using magic?”

    “He must not find out. If he finds out he has magic, he’ll – why are you laughing? This is no laughing matter, Lancelot!”

    Set soon after Season 3.

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    24 Mar 2018

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    Arthur 'teaches' Merlin magic

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    It's just Merlin's luck to get trapped in a castle with the knights and a crazy fae who wants to see how well he can lie. Fortunately, he's very good at lying.
    Unfortunately, the fae isn't too pleased about that.

    The knights are going to have a lot of questions if they live through this.

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    24 Mar 2018

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    2 truths and a lie, sort of, only it's Merlin and a Fae who is enforcing

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    Arthur is cursed to obey Merlin’s orders.

    Obviously this has very little impact on their lives, since no servant would ever dare give orders to a prince.

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    23 Mar 2018

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    Arthur under an obediance spell (merlin's orders only)

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    Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."

    (Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

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    20 Mar 2018

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    Film noir narration curse, Stiles/Derek

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    “Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

    “Oh thank god!”

    “Stiles?”

    “I, uh, I need some advice.”

    “Advice?”

    “Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

    Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

    “That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

    “Stiles...what are you doing right now?”

     

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    Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

    Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

    But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

    Or even know who Derek was.

    But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!


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    19 Mar 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Meeting the boyfriends mom and sister when you don't even have a boyfriend is certainly an experience.
    Stiles/Derek