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    Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

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    18 Sep 2019

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    Fallout from Clark dating Batman, and Bruce dating Superman.

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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    the Nanny and the Cook (GO)

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    18 Aug 2019

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    The Ineffible Podcast

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    “The RED ones are my favourite,” says Yasha, in melodic, fluent Celestial, as she turns a page in her book to show Caleb a pressed sprig of flowers. They’re almost unbearably delicate, pea-sized flowers flattened into fascinatingly textured and perfect circles, a small cascade of them spattered around the centre stem like a jagged spray of arterial blood. “They’re just… so small. But so vivid, you know?”

     

    A conversation with Yasha in Celestial triggers something long-buried in the back of Caleb's mind.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    Winter Soldier-style commands in Caleb.

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    With the deadline approaching on an mission, Jester tries out a new spell that the Traveler taught her. It's probably not a good idea to rely on an arcane trickster god for such things. The Mighty Nein must now deal with the results of the spell gone awry on top of their usual personal baggage, emergency makeovers, chance combat encounters, and two party members who really need to just kiss already.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    Mighty Nein body swap