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    Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.

    Of course it backfires on them both.

    Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.

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    11 May 2018

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    “Have you ever done a jimrob?” Jamie blurts, before his brain can catch up with his mouth and he can talk himself out of asking. He can feel his face heat; if he wasn’t pink before, he certainly is now.

    Tyler tilts his head to the side and blinks slowly at him, but it only takes a second for the corner of his lips to quirk up and his smirk to widen, sharp and sly.

    Jameson,” he says, scooting closer until they’re pressed together shoulder to thigh. “Are you asking me if I’ve ever engaged in analingus?”

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    29 Mar 2018

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    “Hello, welcome to Josie’s, I’m Foggy, what are you looking for?”

    “Uh, nothing,” the guy replies, and Foggy is nonplussed for the nanosecond it takes to put together glasses, cane, and the way Hottie McHotFace is gazing absently over his shoulder.

    “Oh, oh, you’re blind, dude, sorry. But, uh, this is a tattoo parlour?”

    “I know.” The guy sighs. “I lost a bet?”

    Or: The One Where Foggy Is A Tattoo Artist And Matt Is The Worst

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    13 Nov 2017

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    In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

    Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

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    17 Oct 2017

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    “You could always charm Phil for us,” Jack suggests. “Throw him off his game.”

    “Right, yeah,” Dan says sarcastically. “Midway through the match I’ll just Summon his broom to me and he'll fall off and then Gryffindor’ll automatically win.”

    “I didn’t mean that kind of charm,” Jack says, under his breath.

    In which Dan is roped into playing Quidditch when all he really wants is a quiet life. And for Phil to never leave Hogwarts.

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    20 Jul 2017