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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    19 Oct 2021

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    The shenanigans of Edward Elric, Truth's reluctant hand in the world.

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    13 Oct 2021

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    More or less, a rewriting of the Harry Potter books where Roy Mustang raised Harry. I apologize for nothing.

    Main Stories (each book follows its equivalent in the series):
    Book One: The Path of Flame
    Book Two: The Children of Snakes
    Book Three: The Hawk's Eyes
    Book Four: Black Moon Rising
    Book Five: What You Can Carry
    Book Six: The Friends of Death

    None of the side stories are really necessary to understand the main stories. They just indulge my need for (mostly) non-Hogwarts shenanigans.

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    11 Oct 2021

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    Edward Elric had many regrets in life; Nina Tucker, Maes Hughes and the attempted human transmutation. But there were also things he didn't regret, giving up his alchemy and starting a family with Winry.

    So, yeah, he was doing pretty fucking amazing, thank you very much.

    And he certainly didn't need to accept any offer a certain no face white silhouette had to give him.

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    22 Sep 2021

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    Through the spite of the spirits or plain rotten chance, a door that would have been better left untouched has opened. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

     

    Even the Dragon-King's temple floods.

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    15 Aug 2021