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  1. Rec 1

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    Nic was not exactly surprised to fall in love with zeir attractive best friend after spending nearly every moment together for six months. Ze hadn't been expecting it, but it wasn't completely out of nowhere.

    Nic was very surprised to be woken up in the middle of the night by the High Priest of the church that had been hunting zem down zeir entire life, telling zeir boyfriend he was an avatar of a god and had a glorious destiny. That felt like something ze couldn't have predicted.

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    04 Dec 2022

  2. Rec 5

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    Spending his adolescence as a mercenary seeking revenge for the death of his family did not adequately prepare Bastiaan for a lot of things. Including teaching, which for some reason is now his job, as well as how to tell the difference between someone obsessing about him for violence reasons and someone obsessing about him for crush reasons.

    (When Lennart was 24 he had a crush on the new teacher and didn't know how to deal with it so he wrote him a letter that said "Get out of my school")

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    28 Feb 2022

  3. Rec 21

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    One run of a Cornley Polytechnic production is bad enough, let alone a subjective three hundred.

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    25 Dec 2021

  4. Rec 73

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    Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri are heading North. A song appears to be travelling there ahead of them. [Post S1, no S2 spoilers]

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    18 Dec 2021

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    “Uh,” Moomintroll said, and then because he didn’t even know where to begin, decided to keep his question simple. “What is happening?”

    They both stared at him as though he was completely stupid.

    “Isn’t it obvious enough?” Snorkmaiden asked.

    “Oh, my Moomintroll,” Snufkin said, and Moomintroll had no idea how to deal with hearing Snufkin say that. “You can be slow sometimes.”

    Snorkmaiden flickered a few more colours. Snufkin didn’t let go of his paws. Moomintroll stared at them both, still utterly at a loss.

    Little My threw a handful of raspberry crumble at his head.

    “They’ve swapped bodies, you great useless marshmallow.”
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    Snorkmaiden and Snufkin swap bodies. It raises questions nobody is ready to answer.

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    13 Nov 2021