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  1. Summary

    A long, long time ago in a galaxy far-- no, sorry, wrong fandom. Wolfling and I did write a lot together, and this was one of them. An epic tale of Xander and his crappy childhood, and how Giles rescued him, and how Xander and Spike fell in love (well, sex, and then love or something like insanity?) We were short on research and long on pain, but the series has long been enjoyed by fans so it can't be too horribly embarrassing? I'm not re-reading it as I go, because that way lies madness and also editing, which would mean this wouldn't get posted for another five years.

    We began writing this over 13 years ago! Maybe in another 13 years I will post our Qui-Gon/Obi series.

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    Real life, in a world where things are a little bit sillier than normal, except when they aren't.

    Contains: Men who love other men, with the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex. Fish.

    Canon? That turned a sharp left towards the porn store run by a duck sometime in BtVS Season 5 and never looked back.

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    In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.

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    18 Feb 2015

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    Clint is awesome.

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    "You're on Puck Daddy," Taylor said, instead of a greeting.

    Sidney sank back into the pillows. "So? What's new?"

    "The headline is 'Best Hockey Player in the World Sidney Crosby Taken Out by Eight Year Old, Breaks Arm in Mite Hockey Game.'"

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    31 Jan 2015

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    Patrick has a thing with numbers.

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    8 Nov 2014

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    Dedicated to Sidney Crosby's butt.

    We are all Tina Belcher.

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    15 Sep 2014

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    “Ya see, Sandy?” Bunnymund is saying. “Quit your worrying. The kid says he’s fine.”

    And almost, it ends there. Almost, they go their separate ways and let it stand for another four years, or another three hundred, for even Sanderson wonders whether he has been mistaken, after all. But Jack is agreeing with the Guardian of Hope, carrying obliviously onward. “Am I ever,” the boy says, fervently. “The 21st century’s great. You wouldn’t believe what people just throw out these days.”

    The admission comes like a wave striking rocks on a stony shore; it raises icy splashes of dread wherever its spray hits. Three horrified stares – and one that is not so terribly surprised – turn to the boy’s face.

    The spirit of winter falters to a stop, the reaction not the one he had anticipated. “What?” he asks.

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    31 Mar 2014

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