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    He continued to update my calendar -- his calendar, now -- as I always had.

    6:00 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:05 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:10 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:15 AM: Hit snooze button. Listen to Mallory's tirade about my motherfucking goddamn cunt of an alarm clock.
    6:18 AM: Turn off alarm. Fall asleep while listening to Mallory sleep-rant.
    6:47 AM: Wake up in a panic. Brush teeth.
    6:51 AM: Run out the door in yesterday's clothes.

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    Troll Doll grabbed Newspaper D-bag by the shirt collar, literally hauled him out of his seat, and snarled "please give up your seats to the elderly and disabled, asshole."

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    A Twi'lek woman in the uniform of an Imperial Lieutenant -- with a service cap tied on with a bit of string wrapped around her lekku, since apparently the Empire couldn't be buggered to adapt their gear to the bodies of different sentients -- hissed at a humanoid civvy dressed like a farmer.

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    "Tell me about him," repeated Ashildr. Her voice was firm and confident as ever, but Clara knew her tells. The refusal to make eye contact, even in the dark, that was one of them. The lack of physical contact -- Ashildr liked to say it was reassuring to listen to Clara's heart not beating -- that was another.

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    "Strawberry for her undead highness," said Ashildr, sliding onto the same booth seat as Clara. "And coffee for me."

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    "Nothing is bothering me," she said. "Only numskulls being numskulls."

    "Ah, well. as to that," said Matt, in a soft voice he almost never used. "Most people are, eh? Except for you."

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    "From a xenobiological point of view, she's not wrong," said Spider-Man, dangling from the ceiling of the spaceship's bridge. "The wormholes are actually coming out as part of the digestive process devouring all that dark matter--"

    "It's farting wormholes, dudes," Jubilee crowed, but her eyes widened as her own hands both moved to cover her mouth. "Hmmmphh grrff mm mffff!" she yelped, as Karma moved up behind her.

    "It's for your own good, Jubilee," whispered Karma in her ear. "Headmistress Storm is looking displeased."

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    She leaned across the break room table, scattering sugar packets from the Dunkin' Donuts on Wildey as she held Frank's gaze. "I think concerned dads are hot," she said. "I'll bring lemon meringue." And then she fucked off while she still had the last word.

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    She just didn't know how to be with her friends when they were willing to settle for the same thing day in and out. My heart is hardened, she thought. I cannot repent these thoughts.

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    Starry Knight
    Williams, Amelia
    [STAR]

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    It didn't matter, in the end, that Millie had received a perfect score on her maths prep, or how many delicious crumpets with lashings of jam had been at breakfast, or how utterly scrumptious Lydia Worthington was when she cornered Millie behind the Infant School dormitories. It only mattered that tonight was the full moon, and last Saturday, Millie had been bitten by a werewolf.

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    Those abs.

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    Can a boy from a small chair in a big room find happiness as an undertaker at the overpass?

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    It's not like there's a line painted in the empty
    saying, "Last exit for the Oort Cloud. Time to go."

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    "It's real popular with the retro crowd on tumblr," said Scooter, helplessly. "We should consider ourselves lucky they aren't insisting on going with the anonymous suggestion for The Real Chickens of the Muppet Show."

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    The Fox (in Socks)

     

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    I am not to be understanding what bleach is about except that it is delicious and once Tipmom was very unhappy because she had a stain in the clothes for the work and mmmaaaaaaybe the Clorox was not where she wanted it to be and alls I am sayings is that if the Clorox was not to be for eating why is it so delicious, huh?

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    "Letty." The gravel in the voice made it almost impossible to recognize Gisele. "Tell me."

    "It's a gateway," said Letty. "I know where it goes. I've been there before."

    "Tell me," Gisele grated out. The words sounded like they were dragged from her throat.

    "Han's alive."

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