jadelennox
Fandoms
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) (25)
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (23)
- due South (14)
- Sports Night (5)
- Community (TV) (5)
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Precision by jadelennox
Fandoms: Greater Boston (Podcast), Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau
27 Dec 2017
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He continued to update my calendar -- his calendar, now -- as I always had.
6:00 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:05 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:10 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:15 AM: Hit snooze button. Listen to Mallory's tirade about my motherfucking goddamn cunt of an alarm clock.
6:18 AM: Turn off alarm. Fall asleep while listening to Mallory sleep-rant.
6:47 AM: Wake up in a panic. Brush teeth.
6:51 AM: Run out the door in yesterday's clothes.Series
- Part 3 of Exercises in Style
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Troll Doll grabbed Newspaper D-bag by the shirt collar, literally hauled him out of his seat, and snarled "please give up your seats to the elderly and disabled, asshole."
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- Part 2 of Exercises in Style
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Feminine by jadelennox
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Leia Princess of Alderaan - Claudia Gray, Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau
26 Dec 2017
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A Twi'lek woman in the uniform of an Imperial Lieutenant -- with a service cap tied on with a bit of string wrapped around her lekku, since apparently the Empire couldn't be buggered to adapt their gear to the bodies of different sentients -- hissed at a humanoid civvy dressed like a farmer.
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- Part 1 of Exercises in Style
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"Tell me about him," repeated Ashildr. Her voice was firm and confident as ever, but Clara knew her tells. The refusal to make eye contact, even in the dark, that was one of them. The lack of physical contact -- Ashildr liked to say it was reassuring to listen to Clara's heart not beating -- that was another.
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"Strawberry for her undead highness," said Ashildr, sliding onto the same booth seat as Clara. "And coffee for me."
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Exercises in Style by jadelennox
Fandom: due South, Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau, Greater Boston (Podcast), Leia Princess of Alderaan - Claudia Gray, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
27 Dec 2017
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Raymond Queneau's Exercises in Style retold the same brief ficlet 99 times, each with a different prose style. These stories are that same ficlet retold with different fandoms and characters.
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Three-Point Turn by oliviacirce for vtn
Fandoms: Furious 7 (2015), Fast and the Furious Series
19 Dec 2015
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"Maybe I'll stay," Ramsey says. "Just for a little while. Since I haven't got anywhere else I need to be."
Or: Ramsey isn't looking for a home, but one finds her anyway.
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- English
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Bookmarked by jadelennox
30 Apr 2018
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Beautiful chosen family fic that's, unusually for the fandom, not Toretto-focused.
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Relationship drama, twin swaps, a minor diamond heist - just a standard Saturday brunch at the Marbella.
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- English
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- 3,308
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Bookmarked by jadelennox
03 Apr 2018
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Marvelous. First of all, cracky in all the best, telenovelaish ways:
But also the denoument is perfect.“Things ended badly last time because an obsessive fan was impersonating Jane via plastic surgery. That hardly seems a situation that’s likely to repeat itself!”
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Where James Rhodes Imparts a Basic Fact and Tony Stark is Every College Student's Hero by cosmicocean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
26 Mar 2018
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The way Rhodey tells it, Tony loses his shit.
Tony disagrees. He would argue that he, in a calculated way, expressed his concerns in an animated manner.
Rhodey still says Tony loses his shit.
Tony knows Pepper believes Rhodey.Where Tony finds out how much college tends to cost, and decides that something must be done.
Bookmarked by jadelennox
26 Mar 2018
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there's a class of fiction that I reread because I just wish the world worked this way. I just wish rich people were like this. I just wish powerful people were like this.
Honestly, I have trouble imagining a megarich Tony Stark I can admire at all who doesn't do things like this.
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"There's no flipping way," one of the girls said, voice low but carrying, "that she's the chosen one."
Bent in half, hands on thighs, lungs heaving, Alice couldn't help but think the girl had a point.
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Bookmarked by jadelennox
25 Jan 2018
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Post-menopausal women who are sexually active and attractive, who save the day when surrounded by young athlete heroines.
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“I’m sorry,” Poe says, fifteen minutes into the sitrep in Mothma’s office, “can you repeat everything that you just said, but slower? Maybe try words with fewer syllables.”
Mothma, austere as ever in a silver pantsuit and her Rachel Maddow haircut, leans back against her desk and says, “The First Gentleman punched Greedo Baxter in the face this morning.”
Bookmarked by jadelennox
22 Jan 2018
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I'm a sucker for a good political wish fulfillment story, and president Leia with idiot first gentleman Han is definitely a good political wish fulfillment.