jadelennox
Fandoms
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) (25)
- due South (14)
- Sports Night (6)
- Doctor Who (2005) (5)
- Community (TV) (5)
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Precision by jadelennox
Fandoms: Greater Boston (Podcast), Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau
27 Dec 2017
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He continued to update my calendar -- his calendar, now -- as I always had.
6:00 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:05 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:10 AM: Hit snooze button.
6:15 AM: Hit snooze button. Listen to Mallory's tirade about my motherfucking goddamn cunt of an alarm clock.
6:18 AM: Turn off alarm. Fall asleep while listening to Mallory sleep-rant.
6:47 AM: Wake up in a panic. Brush teeth.
6:51 AM: Run out the door in yesterday's clothes.Series
- Part 3 of Exercises in Style
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Troll Doll grabbed Newspaper D-bag by the shirt collar, literally hauled him out of his seat, and snarled "please give up your seats to the elderly and disabled, asshole."
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- Part 2 of Exercises in Style
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Feminine by jadelennox
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Leia Princess of Alderaan - Claudia Gray, Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau
26 Dec 2017
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A Twi'lek woman in the uniform of an Imperial Lieutenant -- with a service cap tied on with a bit of string wrapped around her lekku, since apparently the Empire couldn't be buggered to adapt their gear to the bodies of different sentients -- hissed at a humanoid civvy dressed like a farmer.
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- Part 1 of Exercises in Style
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"Tell me about him," repeated Ashildr. Her voice was firm and confident as ever, but Clara knew her tells. The refusal to make eye contact, even in the dark, that was one of them. The lack of physical contact -- Ashildr liked to say it was reassuring to listen to Clara's heart not beating -- that was another.
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"Strawberry for her undead highness," said Ashildr, sliding onto the same booth seat as Clara. "And coffee for me."
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Exercises in Style by jadelennox
Fandom: due South, Exercices de style - Raymond Queneau, Greater Boston (Podcast), Leia Princess of Alderaan - Claudia Gray, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
27 Dec 2017
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Raymond Queneau's Exercises in Style retold the same brief ficlet 99 times, each with a different prose style. These stories are that same ficlet retold with different fandoms and characters.
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In a way, Mary supposes she’s lucky that it only takes one day for the pirates to attack her ship.
(Blackbeard takes a hostage, Mary takes some risks, and Stede takes everyone by surprise.)
Bookmarked by jadelennox
12 Apr 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
a fixit without schmoop. mary-centric and complex. lovely.
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Greatly Approved by damalur
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jan 2015
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An apostate's guide to popular fiction.
(Or: Hawke runs headlong into Cassandra's book club, Varric comes along for the ride.)
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- Part 1 of Greatly Approved
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A Discourse on Inversion Among The Inhabitants of Flatland by melannen for laughs_in_distortion
Fandoms: Flatland - Edwin A. Abbott
17 Dec 2021
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I should count myself a King of Infinite Space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
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vehigadta (and you shall tell) by Roga for Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels)
Fandoms: The Princess Bride - William Goldman
25 Dec 2021
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Assorted items from the writings and correspondences of S. Morgenstern, and how I came to find them.
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Bookmarked by jadelennox
27 Dec 2021
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a delight, also, clearly canon.
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Guillermo Has a Secret, Nandor Suspects Cats, and Laszlo and Nadja Couldn't Give a Fuck, Except That They Do by cosmicocean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Oct 2021
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“So because he wants that little bastard to fuck his brains out-“
“What little of them there is to be having,” Nadja adds, giggling loudly.
“Ah, well done, my love- anyhow, so because he wants that little bastard to fuck his brains out, we’ve all got to lie in our beds wondering if he’s about to give us the long poke goodnight, as it were. Also the title of a porno I was in,” he adds, almost as an afterthought. “It was a rather good one. Two chaps are spies in the Cold War, and they meet up in a bar, and one of them is rather randy, and-“
“I am thinking we should install security cameras,” Nadja interrupts. “But, of course, it is the kind of thing we would have Gizmo do, we don’t know how to do any of that.”
“Our only solution is to be wary,” Laszlo concludes. “And to be near Nandor when it happens so we can get in one last great big bloody I told you so before the end comes.”
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- Part 1 of Accidental Baby Acquistion
Bookmarked by jadelennox
29 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
really excellent voice for everyone, especially Laszlo.