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    Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”

    "Why?"

    "We're getting married."

    Tony froze. "No, we're not."

    "Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."

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    12 Aug 2018

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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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    12 Aug 2018

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    When Thor is cast out of Asgard, Tony is the one to stumble across him in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico. Presented with a mysterious stranger with good looks that should be illegal, a 'crashed satellite', and meddling political science majors, how can Tony resist? Also, Darcy should really shut up about her damn iPod.

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    What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

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    10 Aug 2018