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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    15 Sep 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Does what it says on the tin.

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    04 Sep 2021

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    “I can’t go to Europe,” Mike says, like ripping off a bandaid.

    Richie momentarily considers dropping his phone in the tub to kill it, and then he remembers that it is 2017 and phones are like, waterproof now. Steve Jobs might be dead, but Richie curses him regardless.

    “What the fuck, man?” he says, a little too high pitched. “Is it you Bill is divorcing? Are you his lawyer? How are these two related in any way? You can’t just—”

    “Bill needs me, Richie.” Mike’s voice is gentle but firm, like that makes any sense.

    “Dude, what am I going to do for 3 months? I’ve got no gigs coming up, no media appearances. Everything's on hold.”

    A pause. Then Mike says, “What are you talking about, man? Eddie is still going.”

     

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    Richie and Eddie try to collectively figure out their shit. In Europe!

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    30 Aug 2021

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    Because civilization is a specific code of social interactions, and because Opal isn't in a dream anymore, civilization has to occur.

    But a year of kindergarten doesn't teach precisely what one had hoped.

    (or: Opal is sent to school)

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    28 Apr 2021

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    non humanity journey

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    Richie remembers a boy with brown hair and big eyes, scrawny arms and a huge forehead. But not a face, really, or a name. Just this lingering sense that there is someone, somewhere, that needed him once, maybe.

    And that’s really the fucking sad bit, that at forty, he’s still thinking about grinding his dick against an unnamed teenager, even though he knows it’s a memory from when he was a teenager.

    It would make great stand-up material, really, if it wasn’t so fucking sad.

    Everyone remembers their first love, right? How they smiled? How much you wanted to stick your cock in their mom? Anyway,

    He’s got a few ghostwriters now, and that’s maybe for the best.

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    26 May 2020