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    Wei Wuxian drops his hand, leans one shoulder into the stunted door frame. “Oh. Okay. So. Why are you here, exactly?”

    “The Institute sent me to assist you,” the ridiculously beautiful cardigan owner says, “as your familiar.”

    Wei Wuxian laughs as if it’s a joke, although the man’s stony expression makes it clear that any humor gleaned from him is likely unintentional.

    “Well, uh, I appreciate your,” Wei Wuxian says, “you know, time, but everything is under control here, actually.”

    With impeccable timing, a tea-kettle sound keens from the kitchen, followed by a contained bang.

    Or: Wei Wuxian is a witch, Lan Wangji is sent to be his familiar. They figure it out.

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    24 Nov 2020

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    “i’m doing a social experiment and writing about it,” taehyung says easily. “i decided to handcuff two people together for twenty-four hours and have them report back to me on the experience. you guys are an ideal pair for this, really, because of your contradictory lifestyles. kookie goes to the gym every day, yoongi hasn’t seen the sun in what, four years -“

    “jungkook has a semi-healthy sleep schedule, and yoongi texted me at two a.m. asking if i want to grab dinner,” namjoon supplies.

    “i am the pinnacle of health,” yoongi snaps. the handcuffs clink as jungkook lifts their arms.

    “so you just. handcuffed us together while we were sleeping?"

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    10 Jul 2020

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    Seokjin's pawsitively sure his new tenant isn't completely human. There's no way someone can be that friendly with animals - with his little devil cat Jiminie, and also be so ethereal and kind. It doesn't help that Namjoon's maybe exactly just Seokjin's type and maybe makes his heart flutter a little every time their paths cross.

    Now he just has to figure what to do with his feelings while he solves the mystery that is his new tenant.

    (Ft. Kookie the bunny, Yoongi the overprotective kitty, TaeTae the baby tiger, HobiHobi the smiley squirrel and Jiminie the meddling Calico)

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    16 Feb 2020

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    Jungkook’s tipsy, but he’s not buzzed enough to miss that he doesn’t recognize any of the four dozen people here. And seeing as his friends aren’t ones to ditch and there’s no way they’d play a prank this mean on him, Jungkook reaches the conclusion that he just walked into a stranger’s very expensive home, uninvited, and started eating their food and petting their well-dressed dog.

     

    (Or: Jungkook shows up to the wrong Halloween party and meets the most powerful family in Seoul.)

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    24 Oct 2019

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    Jungkook moved to Jeolla-do to live with his aunt and go to college. On the list of things he wasn't expecting, meeting three overwhelmingly cute boys who tell him magic is real was fairly high.

    But here he is. And all because he wanted to pet a cat.

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    30 Jul 2019

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