itsallaboutpie



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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    Halvik slapped his knee. “Good! Lucky for you, men are not rare. Easy to replicate.”

    Laurent’s eyes narrowed. “If you are suggesting that I fuck another man –”

    She waved a hand. “No, no man needed. Just the cock.” Halvik grinned. “You have them here, no? Wood, stone, glass – fake cocks. Until your Akielon king returns.”

    Laurent opened his mouth, then closed it, his mind suddenly filled with very, very explicit visuals. “Glass? Is that…safe?”

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    26 Aug 2016

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    A++ great fic

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    Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

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    02 Jun 2016

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    A collection of short ficlets posted on tumblr in response to prompts. Mostly Damen/Laurent, but highly varied in content!

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    23 Apr 2016

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    This is the story of werewolf Derek Hale and human Stiles Stilinski: two people who grew up in the same town but completely different worlds, their realities split by the war between men and wolves.

    Years later when Derek returns to Beacon Hills, he does it as Alpha of a military pack on a mission to capture those responsible for the region’s resistance. With his main objective, Sheriff Stilinski, out of sight, he settles for the next best thing: his son, Stiles.

    Neither of them suspects they’ll need to trust each other if they want to make it out this alive.

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    30 Jun 2015