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    Summary

    What Cloud doesn't know about Rufus Shinra fills his thoughts and invades his dreams for over two years. Until one day, those thoughts become reality.

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    14/?
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    194
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    40
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    At the age of 20, Prince Noctis and his adviser, Ignis, are inexplicably sent away from the Royal Palace by King Regis. Ignis is more than a little curious about the nature of such a decision...

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    38,200
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    12/?
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    448
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    1168
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    Per the giftee's request, please enjoy Ignis using Noctis after a rough day on the job!

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    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    103
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    8
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    1317
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    Ignis has a ritual.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    29
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    2
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    337
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    Ignis and Noctis trim the Christmas tree until their liquid spirits distract them from the task at hand.

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    1,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    94
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    8
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    622
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    He lifts his head precipitously, smiling at the tinkling of chain on the King’s mantle.

    “Welcome home, Your Majesty.”

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    English
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    6,540
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    156
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    23
    Hits:
    2067
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    His kiss is lightning against my lips.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    463
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    Ignis has a single dream that comes to pass which simply cannot; it's the one dream that is doomed from the start, and yet here they stand. Together. But for how long will the conscience allow...

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    English
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    20,064
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    62
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    152
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2463
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    Summary

    god preaches, a noted clergyman
    and the sermon is never long,
    so instead of getting to Heaven, at last
    I’m going, all along.

    ~"Some Keep the Sabbath Going to Church"
    (excerpt, Emily Dickinson)

    A bit of scar worship from Noctis Lucis Caelum to Ignis Scientia.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    797
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    Understand that the human brain is a machine, and a machine does not care.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    330
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    Ignis and Noctis, grown and spending their days (and nights) together, indulge in sexual pastimes best shared between partners who trust one another deeply and know one another completely.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    966
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    Summary

    we interrupt this ignoct fuck already in progress--

    wherein a crystal boosted Noctis fucks Ignis immediately after receiving a blowjob. that's it. short and sweet and devoid of plot. I hope you enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1080
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    Ignis has a quiet and reflective morning.

    *300 word prompt fill*

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    433
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    Summary

    Noctis stumbles upon a book that Ignis kept during his slumber in the crystal, and these are some excerpts, in chronological order, though Ignis neglected to keep dates. The piece will coincide with the universe for The Head That Wears The Crown & In The Shadow Of Your Heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    357
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    Summary

    When Noctis needs to be fitted for an upcoming event and the tailor is unavailable, his faithful steward lends a hand. Both hands, in fact.

    for Froggie!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    826
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    Umbra makes a fateful error in course trajectory which lands our young hero in the company of some very familiar faces. And other...body parts.

    (for clarity, in this work 'Noct' *always* indicates the younger, and 'Noctis' *always* indicates the older.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3425
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    Ignis' eyes widen at the display of undaunted emotion that played across Noctis' face. Noctis was always careful to enshroud his feelings from others; fearful that his tender heart would be made a weapon to be turned against him. Ignis can’t help but feel these moments to be a treasure, something sacred for his eyes alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1606
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    Two people, once on opposite sides of a bitter war, search for light where there seems to be only unfathomable darkness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1112
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    Summary

    When Noctis returns to Hammerhead after his decade long slumber inside the crystal, he seeks the company of the person he trusts most in this world.

    *MAJOR spoilers*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,499
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    4869
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    He sees Erwin more often in his sleep than he ever had in the waking world.

    (Post the events of chapter 84)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    569

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