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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    For his solo, Link usually picks the birthday girls or the bachelorettes wearing tiaras or sashes, but tonight he chose someone different. Someone who smelled like lilac perfume and laboratory latex gloves and looked like she just came from the garden. This decision spirals into both of them under the enchanting light of a midnight city, to a night market, to a used book store, and then eventually, to his bedroom.

    Where Link is an exotic male dancer and Zelda's been ditched for the night by her girlfriends.

    Male Stripping / Drinking / Corny Costumes / Midnight Romance / Smut

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    12 Nov 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    "You didn't do anything wrong."

    "Evidently I did."

     

    Sequel to Only Natural.

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    26 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    zelink week 2021

    [day 1, facade] nicer: Years later, when Link faces the castle’s crumbling walls, he thinks about the Princess.
    [day 2, beasts] dreamland: A cute nighttime conversation about killing.
    [day 3, flight] tomorrow: Revali finds someone who flies nearly as high as he does on the court. The world implodes.
    [day 4, trust] immediately: It's easier to talk at night.
    [day 5, domesticity] the best: Four times there’s someone waiting at home.
    [day 6, abnormality] nothing: The aftermath of the Spring of Power.

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    20 Sep 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The first time Zelda hears her silent knight speak, it's not at all what she expects.

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    18 Sep 2021

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  5. Rec 93

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    Hyrule some thousands of years later. The Princess and her Hero are just folk icons people name their kids after. A modern Link finds himself in a situation where courageous is the last thing he'd ever describe himself as until he finds a girl named Zelda who reminds him that courage comes in all different forms.

    This is a dark story that will drag you down into the pits before lifting you back up. Enjoy my madness.

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    26 Aug 2021

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