7 Works by isweedan in 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

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    [1:11:24]

    Acernor & Sath's summary:
    “Sometimes when Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu make love-” Shang Qinghua thinks of the right way to phrase it, drawing on his extensive experience- “Shen Qingqiu’s heavenly pillar descends to Luo Binghe’s ravine, if you understand me,” he says, moving his eyebrows in a way that is meant to convey deep meaning.

    Mobei-Jun does not make an expression of understanding, but he’s watching Shang Qinghua very, very closely.

    “Shang Qinghua,” he says. “You want to be inside me?”

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    [38:46]

    lazulisong's summary:

     

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

     

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    [08:03]

    lazulisong's summary: Shen Qingqiu knew spoiling Luo Binghe would come back to bite him on the ass, but he never expected it to be so literal.

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    lazulisong's summary: Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.

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    [04:31]

    lazulisong's summary: Shen Qingqiu doesn't realize how much he watches Luo Binghe until he doesn't have to hide it any more.

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    lazulisong's summary:

     

    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

     

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

     

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    [02:04:55]
    Asymptotical's Summary:

     

    It was impossible for anyone to remember every little quirk of this setting. There were too many. Also, Shang Qinghua had come up with some of them on a whim while fueled by nothing but caffeine and noodles.

     

    It wasn't his fault for not remembering why oranges were never served on fruit festival day.

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