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    [07:03:46, Complete]

    Erisette's summary:

    Love was not forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, despite what was whispered by the common people and, often, even by the other great sects.

    (Or: how Lan Wangji became both a father and the object of worship to a generation of juniors in 13 easy steps 13 long years)

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    wangxian au where wei wuxian shitposts an ad to be hired as a gremlin boyfriend for family gatherings and lan wangji replies to him, seeking his services.

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    [5:11:38]
    etymologyplayground's summary:
    "Tell Lan Zhan that I'm weeping uncontrollably," Wei Wuxian says to the juniors. "Tell him I'm truly pitiful and he needs to do everything I say until I'm well again."

    Lan Congyi is in the middle of carefully holding his eyelids open to check his pupils, but he still obeys, bless him. "Hanguang-Jun, Senior Wei would like us to tell you that he can't stop crying and he'd like for you to do everything he says until he's better." There's a moment of silence, and then Lan Congyi says to Wei Wuxian, "Hanguang-Jun says he already does everything you tell him."

    --

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji find themselves cursed, unable to see or hear each other. They figure things out anyway.

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    The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

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    [1:11:24]

    Acernor & Sath's summary:
    “Sometimes when Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu make love-” Shang Qinghua thinks of the right way to phrase it, drawing on his extensive experience- “Shen Qingqiu’s heavenly pillar descends to Luo Binghe’s ravine, if you understand me,” he says, moving his eyebrows in a way that is meant to convey deep meaning.

    Mobei-Jun does not make an expression of understanding, but he’s watching Shang Qinghua very, very closely.

    “Shang Qinghua,” he says. “You want to be inside me?”

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    Nintendo is about to release their new Magitech VR system. Polygon’s Brian David Gilbert gives us a sneak peak by testing this system to its limits in a non-stop immersive playthrough of its launch title: a re-release of an old favourite, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. The Let’s Plays and other videos are bound to be legendary.

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    Rule number one while exploring weird old temples while alone with your new crush: never touch any artifacts you do not recognize.

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    [12:34]
    Shadras's Summary:
    Lan Yi creates the Chord Assassination Technique, and uses it for the first time to protect her partner Baoshan Sanren.

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    lazulisong's summary:

     

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

     

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    lazulisong's summary: Shen Qingqiu knew spoiling Luo Binghe would come back to bite him on the ass, but he never expected it to be so literal.

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    lazulisong's summary: Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.

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    lazulisong's summary: Shen Qingqiu doesn't realize how much he watches Luo Binghe until he doesn't have to hide it any more.

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    lazulisong's summary:

     

    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

     

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

     

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    [02:04:55]
    Asymptotical's Summary:

     

    It was impossible for anyone to remember every little quirk of this setting. There were too many. Also, Shang Qinghua had come up with some of them on a whim while fueled by nothing but caffeine and noodles.

     

    It wasn't his fault for not remembering why oranges were never served on fruit festival day.

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    Five drinks Rex has had over the years.

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    I just had an idea: the Soulmate Goose of Enforcement…….plus Star Wars. Your soulmate could be on another planet - you know how it’s gonna get you there? By being an Angry Goose, trapped in your ship! You CANNOT ESCAPE.

    A Star Wars: Rebels twitter notfic
    Written by bedlamsbard & reena_jenkins
    Read by isweedan & reena_jenkins

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    misscam's summary:

    “Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.”

     

    “Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?”

     

    “…”

     

    “I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.

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    [09:39]
    Xparrot's Summary: But then Zhao Yunlan goes and gets a haircut, and Shen Wei. Pouts. For like three days.

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    Yunitsa's summary: He knew that Aziraphale was thinking the same thing as him because he was – blushing, that all-over rosy hue that went beyond the physical skin, the one Crowley could no longer achieve himself even though he still felt…shame, confusion, whatever the emotion was supposed to be.

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    thehoyden's summary: He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.

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