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    “Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not... really…. what I... imagined.”
    “What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.

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    09 Aug 2018

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    Tony Stark just wants to keep Peter Parker on the down low. Heaven forbid Spiderman do something stupid, like go viral.

    OR: Peter Parker accidently patents the superhero equivalent of the ice bucket challenge.

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    09 Aug 2018

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    The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
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    The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother

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    08 Aug 2018

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    Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

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    01 Jul 2018

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    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    12 Jun 2018

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