ishownotyourfacebutyourheartsdesire



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    An AU where the Avengers are not a superhero team, but rather a group of cats that Phil Coulson owns and brings in to the SHIELD offices.

    Kinkmeme prompt here.

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    08 May 2018

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    To be fair, when the Portland Flotsam had published the article about Don Pines running for mayor, they had intended it as a satire on the quality of the candidates that were actually running for election. They did not anticipate the sheer number of people who took it to mean that Portland's local mob boss was seeking municipal office.

    The large banner that was strung up outside their offices declaring support for Hank Pines as Mayor of Portland came as a complete surprise. It was the first they had heard that Hank Pines was actually in the running to become Mayor.

    It also how Hank Pines himself became aware of this fact.

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    02 May 2018

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    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    Cipher is the best dancer anyone's ever seen, men and women flock from cities around to watch him perform. Bill is the most detached neighbor Dipper's ever known. It's difficult to believe that they're the same person.

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    14 Apr 2018

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    Alexander and Thomas yell "ANAL SEX WITH A BEAR" for forty-five minutes at Madison while Lafayette desperately tries to grasp the situation. Laurens is there too, casually slitting his own throat with shards of regret. This is his life now.

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    13 Apr 2018

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