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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    “Why are you making such a big deal over this?!” Peter all but growls, wishing he hadn't agreed to be trapped in such a small space with Tony.

    “Because kid, I made a promise! So it would be in your best interest to listen to what I have to say."

    “You mean your best interest.”

    Tony slams on the breaks, startling Peter. Cars honk behind him, but their complaints go unnoticed as he swerves to the side of the road, turning his head and shouting “What has gotten into you Peter?!”

    “What do you care?” Peter asks, Anger simmering and on the verge of exploding.

    “I care a lot. Now ‘fess up kiddo, or do I have to call May?”

    The car gets quiet, the low rumble of the vehicle mixing with the labored breaths of its occupants. Tony is glaring at Peter, who reaches for the door handle.

    “Go right ahead, won’t help anyway. Calling a dead person won't magically get them to answer.”

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    12 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    peter has added Tony, Steve, wanda, Natasha, shuri, bucky, clint, scott, and loki to “New Group”

    peter: howdy everypony

    Tony: no

     

    i’ve never written one of these so constructive criticism is accepted

    i’ve never seen one that hit all the right spots, so here we are

    if only i knew how to write

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    05 Jan 2019

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    Stiles' kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn't sure yet, but he's pretty sure the other kid's dad is too hot to be human.

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    25 Dec 2018

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    "So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.

    "Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

    "Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."

    "To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."

    Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.

    "It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.

    "Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.

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    19 Dec 2018

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    That is what was missing, Bucky thinks. This is the role that he needs to fill. Tony needs a handler, someone to look out for him while he’s looking out for everyone else. Maybe that’s the place Bucky is meant to be in.

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    05 Dec 2018