irrelephanthumour



Fandoms

  1. Supernatural (3)
  2. Teen Wolf (TV) (1)

Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 13

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Sakura gets lovingly filled up, Genma makes her squirt, Yamato has a huge dick, and Kakashi stakes his claim somewhere new.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2448

    06 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The wedding of Governor Derek Hale to the beloved Prince Stiles Stilinski of Beacon is the first of its kind, after the war.
    The first Alpha werewolf to marry one of the recently deposed aristocracy.
    It’s for the good of their people.
    It’s an arrangement, one Stiles loathes.
    But as Stiles learns more about werewolves and his grumpy husband. As Derek watches his proud, clumsy prince--
    Maybe an arrangement isn’t all it can be.
    Maybe what’s good for the people can be exactly what both of them need.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,589
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    827
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    8131

    22 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by a tumblr post by libations-of-honey-and-milk:

    In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers: princesses and wizards.

    Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’

    This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

    I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her.
    That would be my kind of story.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    908
    Bookmarks:
    336
    Hits:
    6381

    20 Nov 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fractured fairytale about princesses in towers.

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jimmy Novak remembers nothing of the last six years. Reunited with his troubled daughter Claire, he's struggling to raise her on his own. The most important thing is to make Claire happy. But why does he keep having these dreams of wings, and of two men in a black car? (Canon-divergent from S10E11, when we first met Claire again and Dean was still struggling with the Mark of Cain. Takes places several months later).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,462
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    988
    Kudos:
    1886
    Bookmarks:
    563
    Hits:
    26762

    22 Apr 2016

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It was a little strange moving back to Beacon Hills. His daughter becoming enchanted with his odd and very attractive neighbor didn't really help matters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,482
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    192
    Kudos:
    2122
    Bookmarks:
    770
    Hits:
    46486

    01 Apr 2016