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    When Bifur stumbles upon an orphaned child of men, he has no idea the enemies hunting her when he adopts her as his own, but when she is stolen away, he will move heaven and earth to find her. Her fate is worse than he fears, for against all knowledge, the Black Numenoreans have returned. As a mighty army readies in secret, only the love of one father may be able to stop them.

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    20 May 2022

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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.
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    Most frequent comment: "I never like OCs and I love this one"

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    17 May 2022

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    Nori is the thieving black sheep of the Sisters Ri. Dwalin is the honest guardsman who falls for a woman who's not at all what she seems. Throw in an accidental marriage, a king-in-exile (and his sister), and a treasure map to a lost Dwarven kingdom, and stir.

    This started out as a simple tale of Nori/Dwalin shenanigans in Ered Luin and grew unexpectedly into an adventure that parallels the Quest for Erebor, though several steps to the left. It also sort of waves cheerfully at canon as it wanders on by, let's put it that way.

    Please Note: I will be pulling this story from AO3 in 14 days (4/14/18) in order to adapt it for publication.

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    16 May 2022

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    Billa Baggins is no respectable young lady.
    After turning down courters and declaring that she wished to travel she was named the Mad Baggins by her neighbours and her more distant family.
    A few short years after her parents' deaths Gandalf turns up on her doorstep - looking for the young hobbit girl who had used to talk so fondly of traveling.

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    15 May 2022

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    Bilba Baggins couldn't be happier. She's embraced her Baggins' half and has placated her Took half with a short trip to Bree (the most adventure she ever wishes to have). In addition, she is convinced Fram Harfoot, the most eligible bachelor in all of Hobbiton, will soon declare his eternal love for her - particularly after he sees the dinner she's prepared for him. When the knock sounds on her door she just knows it heralds the first day of the rest of her life as a respectable, and entirely proper, Hobbit.

    Instead of her Happily Ever After, however, Bilba gets a company of Dwarves - complete with their obnoxious leader who MIGHT be vaguely attractive if he ever stopped ruining it by opening his mouth.

    Clearly the only possible explanation is somewhere, in a past life, she must have done something truly AWFUL to deserve this.

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    15 May 2022