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    Basically, this is me taking artistic liberties with (mostly) the offscreen parts of BW. And, in a few notable cases, taking questionable NPC lines (looking at YOU, Cheren, Mr. Take Care of the Champion) and running with them.

    Or, a romantic comedy in six parts.

    Sequel series now posted here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1026129

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    A collection of short fics that slowly moves from "could possibly fit into canon if you tilt your head and squint" to "obvious departure from the base storyline" as the overall plot progresses. This is mostly going to be a collection of Natsby pre-slash and fluff, so if you're inclined towards the more angsty (and let's face it, more canon) parts of fandom, this is probably not the series for you.

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Three of Aziraphale's excellent ideas, and how Crowley (very casually) obliges him, as a friend does.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale visits a modern art gallery, goes on a diet, and submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known. Not necessarily in that order.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    25 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale laughs, the delighted, breathy giggle he gives after his second bottle of champagne. “Such a shame we didn’t come to this sooner,” he says, pulling back and—oh, naughty angel!—increasing the length and girth of his cock when he pushes back in. Crowley gasps, and Aziraphale—greedy, too!—tilts in to swallow the sound from his lips, flicks his tongue against Crowley’s as though chasing after the flavor of this elongated pleasure.

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    25 Aug 2019