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This is fine! (It’s not fine.) It’s all just fun and games. (He wants to have a fistfight with God.) It makes him want to die a little bit sometimes, but he’s fine. (He’s jerked off so much, his dick is chafing.)
Or: Shirabu Kenjirou and Semi Eita are high school exes who end up living right next to each other, seven years after their dramatic breakup in the rain. Shit happens.
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In The Rubble by internetpistol
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Oct 2022
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What the HPSC says: "Hawks, go undercover and spy on the League so we can take them down."
What Hawks hears: "Hawks, go bounce on Dabi's dick."Takami Keigo and Todoroki Touya on How To Land Yourself VIP Tickets To Hell 101.
(It's worth it.)
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“I think I might have… fornicated… with Kenma last night.”
“Bro, you’re gonna have to speak up. I can’t hear you!”
“I said… I think I had sex with Kenma.”
“Hm? What about Kenma?”
“I THINK I PUT MY PENIS IN HIM.”Boom. Awkward silence.
Kuroo wishes for the sweet embrace of death.
“What do you mean exactly by… you think you put your penis in him? I don’t think you can think you put your penis in anything. That’s a conscious decision one makes. It’s either you put your penis in him or you didn’t. Which was it?”
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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- 289,780
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- 33/33
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27 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked.
Illustrated by Avendell.
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15 Feb 2024
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One of the best fics I’ve ever fucking read
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Tetsurou goes on a mission to gather the current generation’s best volleyball players for a promotional match. It’s a trip that'll take him to four cities in four countries, which is exhausting to think about, but work is work.
To his surprise, his best friend Kenma — the best friend he’s been in love with for more or less a decade, the best friend who doesn’t love him back, yes, that Kenma — volunteers to keep him company for the entire trip.
Two weeks of traveling together… it should be fine, right? Tetsurou just needs to keep his mouth shut.
But if there’s anything that travel does, it’s make life go sideways.
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- English
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- 32,735
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- 13/13
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19 Nov 2023
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a harmony in your head by lelex for LoreGold
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Feb 2022
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“This is probably a lot.”
“It is,” Shouto replied. There was no doubt about that. “But I trust you.”
Warmth like a tidal wave rushed over him mentally. The happiness and comfort and slight surprise that Kirishima experienced blotted out the rush of specific words, leaving Shouto with only the after-images of delight.
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Todoroki and Kirishima—friends, hero partners, and mutually oblivious clowns—can hear each other's thoughts for ten days.
They make it work.
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- 11,945
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01 Jul 2023
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Heart of a Hero by chalk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jul 2022
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This wasn’t supposed to happen.
Shouto wasn’t supposed to get captured, wasn’t supposed to wake up in a room guarded by the one villain who might be completely immune to his quirks, and he absolutely was not supposed to fall in love with him.
Well Shouto might be three for three, but maybe Kirishima Eijirou isn’t the monster everyone thinks he is, and Shouto will not rest until he proves that.
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- Part 4 of TodoKiri Week 2022
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- 42,998
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25 Jun 2023