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"What do you want?", Sam demanded tiredly. He sounded so much older than he was. Then again, everyone did those days. Vetinari suspected that so did he.
"For this city to work, Mr. Vimes. For the next ruler to be, perhaps not Good as you lawful men would see it, but better than our last ones." Not that it would be particularly hard, he added in the privacy of his thoughts.
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- Part 2 of tell a story, make History
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The thing about History is that it is made by people.
You can tell your little speech about dictators and History always following its course until you're blue in the face and in your heart; if that were true, there would be no History Monks. If History could be trusted to follow its tracks like a train, why would there need to be more than a conductor?
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M̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶A̶
Dear Ankh,
You have asked me for the story behind my claim that I have known you. ̶Y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ I have been informed by reliable sources that you have been trying to get the other dwarves to tell you. I apologize for the frustration their denial may have caused you.
Please, do not think that I never meant for you to find out about the true story. I have always planned to be the one to tell you.
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in sickness and in health by insertcleveracejoke
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990), Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
26 May 2019
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Snufkin thought it was fitting, that their main expression of joy could also be a way of caring for someone. How worth of happiness was it, after all, to be able to take care of someone you love?
In which mumriks take care of their sick loved ones in much the same way cats do.
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- Part 2 of in every way i am
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love language (can't you understand?) by insertcleveracejoke
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990), Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
21 May 2019
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"Hello Moomin", Snufkin paused for a moment, a paw on top of the woodie's head as if to make sure they'd stay put. The creature didn't seem to mind. "I'm cleaning this little one, of course. I've told you before."
"… you know, Snufkin, I'm sure Moominmamma would let us borrow her bathtub."
Snufkin resumed his licking, carefully taking care of any knots forming with his claws. "I'm sure she would."
Five times Snufkin's feline behavior confuses Moomin, and one time it doesn't.
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- Part 1 of in every way i am
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in every way i am by insertcleveracejoke
Fandom: Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019), Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
26 May 2019
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A series of fanfics about Snufkin being catlike in his affections
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the hardest of hearts unhardened by insertcleveracejoke
Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
21 Mar 2019
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The sequel of my Hadestown AU series. It tells the story Logan(Hades), Patton(Persephone), Roman(Orpheus) and Virgil(Eurydice) in their life together in the Underworld and how they deal with their problems and new relationship.
LAMP, Established Relationship.
The oneshots are not in a chronological order, though that mighy change when it's finished.
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Hadestown AU -- Let the Fates create a happy ending by insertcleveracejoke
Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Thomas Sanders
17 Feb 2019
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An AU of Hadestown in which Roman is Orpheus, Virgil is Eurydice, Logan is Hades, and Patton is Persephone.
Eventual LAMP.
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burned wings and ashes by insertcleveracejoke
Fandom: Greek and Roman Mythology, Hellenistic Religion & Lore
19 Dec 2018
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Taako keeps backpedalling, trees looming in his peripheries. “There aren’t many things that can hurt you, Taako Taaco. Indeed, you seemed almost unkillable - for what do you hold dear? I thought nothing. You put up quite the emotionless front.”
Swipe. Dodge. “Not a front, my man, I don’t give a shit about shit.”
“Then why don’t you attack?” A smile curls across their face, and their head cocks calmly, curiously. “You could win if you struck now. You know his weaknesses in a way that few others do.”
Taako can’t even stomach the thought. The indifference in Kravitz’s eyes tears at him, like he’s not attacking Taako, like the shared gold on their fingers means nothing, but Taako tamps down the sharp hurt that wells in him. It’ll be fine. “It’d be a waste to deprive the world of such a hot bod,” he snaps, and tears a wall of stone up from the ground.
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19 Oct 2019
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the wizard and the reaper by HopelessBanana, maricharde
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Sep 2018
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Kravitz's number is left on a bathroom stall wall. Taako decides to text him. Neither of them have any idea who the other is.
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18 Oct 2019
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Taako said he went out to get groceries. He did not get groceries. He did something waaaaaay more important, my dude.
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18 Oct 2019
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Kravitz has never thought much about the feeling of his skin, until he met Taako.
Taako doesn't know why his boyfriend refuses to touch him, but he's starting to get a little tired of it.
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18 Oct 2019
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a bounce in my stride; a skip in my step by Princex_N
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
01 Nov 2018
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Taako had known from the get-go that his boyfriend was a Grade-A Dork.
For some reason, that still hadn't prepared him for the hopping.
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18 Oct 2019