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    For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…

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    24 May 2018

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    It seemed to be your standard battle. Everything was going great, and they were winning by a landslide.

    Until Tony learned the truth about what happened to his parents.

    Angered and betrayed, he succumbs to the villain of the week's influence, leading to a mad dash for the other Avengers to find him and break his hold before it's too late.

    His Brooklyn Boys better watch out.

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    21 Mar 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Lone_Wolf_12: Okay why the FUCK am I getting notifications from this app I haven't used it since I was prepubescent

    monsterfoodtruck: Hey keith!

    organ_muncher: KEITH HDSCHCHSKUFGLSIEF

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    06 Mar 2018

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    Lance was the youngest of the family. Proud to say it too. But no one out of the family really knew just how much weight that really held. Until they understood the extent of their 'small family business'.

    Lance was called the dark prince of the mafia for a reason.

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    18 Dec 2017

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    Lance McClain created a new group
    Lance McClain added Katie Holt, Keith Kogane, Hunk Garrett, Takashi Shirogane, Allura Altea, Coran Smythe

     

     

     

    Lance McClain: wassup my dudes

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    (or; the group chat fic nobody wanted but i wrote anyway)

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    27 Nov 2017