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  1. Summary

    A series of moderately believable fairy tale AUs in which Percy takes the place of the princess and the real princesses don't need rescuing. Fairy tales are a weird mash up of Disney magic and the original story. All characters in character. Cast switches up for every tale as well as the pairing.

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  2. Summary

    Food is terrible, decor tasteless, weekend shifts seem to correspond with the onset of natural disasters??? Serving staff is pretty great, though, overall 3.5/5 would probably go again

    p.s. is tipping sand dollars standard now or is the creepy, semi-regular customer just crazy?

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    Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?

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    26/26
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    22 May 2018

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    Clint Barton knows where his loyalties lie, and they have more to do with his handler than his employer. Phil Coulson takes his responsibilities seriously, and a big part of his job is protecting the agent in his care from any threat to his well-being.

    At this rate, neither of them is going to get a date. Natasha Romanov has other ideas, and the only side she's on is her own.

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    19 Mar 2018

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    “What if I guess what you are?” Derek asked.

    Stiles sighed. “Why do you even think there’s something to guess?”

    Derek cocked an eyebrow at him. “You’re taking a cold bath and showing no signs of being chilled. A normal human would be shivering by now and your body temperature hasn’t dropped at all.”

    Which, okay, fair point.

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    12 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    The card isn't signed, but it doesn't have to be. The scrawl of black ink on the back is too familiar, she'd recognize it in every lifetime.

    Did you know that bees can get buzzed from caffeine, ma'am?

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    03 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    In the camp, in the air, in the war – your worst enemy is always time.

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    01 Jan 2018