1 Work by indecisive_penguin in Bleach
Children should never be involved in the Wars of adults. Inevitably, such things leave a bitter taste on the tongue, resentment in the heart, and broken loyalties scattered to the winds like fallen leaves in Autumn. You cannot steal someone for the purposes of another and not expect consequences.
"He's too old for you!" Shinji yells from the floor.
"I am eighty-two years old, Shinji!"
"And Kensei's only, like, two-hundred-and-forty." Mashiro supplies unhelpfully around a mouthful of food.