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    Clark develops a crush on his not-boss, Bruce Wayne, and makes the mistake of asking Batman for dating tips. Cue Benny Hill theme music.

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    30 Sep 2018

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    maybe a little cracked, but fun and entertaining overall.

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    Maybe Nishigori got ahold of a lock of Viktor's hair, and some Polyjuice potion. Maybe it's all an elaborate prank. With this as his only reasonable explanation, he steps forward, snags Viktor by his robes and tugs him in.
    "Nishigori," he says in Japanese, "this prank isn't funny. Your English is better than when I left, though."
    "Ah," says the fake Viktor Nikiforov in English, voice dipping, and is he blushing? "What was that?"
    "Maybe I got hit in the head by a Bludger," Yuuri muses. Viktor's smile grows ever wider, tightening at the edges. "Maybe I never came home from my international Quidditch competition. Maybe I'm lying in the hospital right now, hallucinating."
    There has to be an explanation, mystical and magical or medical, for the best Seeker in the Quidditch world showing up at his door; something besides his portrait, which won't stop talking to Yuuri anyway.

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    07 Aug 2018

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    Where Yuuri remembers the banquet, Viktor forgets, and Yakov Feltsman has his own plans.
    “I’ve been made aware of your recent break with Celestino Cialdini, and would like to offer you a trial period where you train under me, in St. Petersburg. There are only three conditions: you will board with another one of my students, you will take ballet with Madame Baranovskaya, and you will help me coach Yuri Plisetsky, who refuses to listen to my criticisms of his spins.” Yakov nods at this point, leans forwards and looks Yuuri in the eye. “I will charge no coaching fees.” With a deal like that, even if it means he has to face Viktor again, Yuuri has no choice but to agree.

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    07 Aug 2018

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    He’s a despicable man, but what he offers is the truth. I’ll make you a winner, he says. And he knows—

    This is one thing that Yuuri can’t refuse.

     

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    06 Aug 2018

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    There's a tag hanging on his storage pod, instead of the clipboard that documents his progress. On that tag, there's a single word stamped in red: defective. NH-01987's feet stick on the metal of the catwalk. Behind the ever-present metallic mask, his eyes grow huge.

    He knows what that tag means. It means that, in the morning, while the other MT units are collected for training, a guard will come for him. He'll be restrained and escorted down the metal corridors toward the east wing, into the double-doors that house the correctional facility. But he won't be up for re-programming, not this time.

    This time, they'll strap him down to a table for the last time ever. They'll pick him apart, to try and learn what caused his failures – and he has so very many of them, no matter how hard he's tried.

    When they're finished, they'll take what's left to the crematory. That will be the end of him: a pile of ashes and a wisp of smoke.

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    15 Jul 2018