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    “Good morning, husband.”
    He pulls the pillow from his face. There in the bedroom doorway is Jungkook, Hoseok's family android. Well, not theirs anymore technically, now that the law has changed.
    “Oh god,” Namjoon yelps, last night's events crashing down around him.

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    17 Jul 2018

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    "I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."

    "Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.

    "Yes. Doing... sex."

    (Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

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    11 Jun 2018

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    26 May 2018

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    Unknown Number: okay so turns out i did indeed broke my finger. and also my phone. and also my leg is fucked. yay?
    Me: ???
    Unknown Number: dont ??? me. it wasnt my fault
    Me: How did you do that?
    Unknown Number: I told you already? I fell down the stairs bc of that damn dog
    Me: Okay, first of all, all dogs are angels, don’t you dare say anything bad about them.
    Me: Second: I have no idea who you are or how you got my number.

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    namjoon texts seokjin by accident. wrong number!au

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    26 May 2018

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    Taehyung believes in soulmates. He believes in soulmates to the moon and back, with the sort of fervor reserved for children and lunatics.

    Jimin believes in soulmates. He’s just not sure he wants his.

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    26 May 2018