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    He’s seven years old and he wants to be a templar. To this end, he has procured a stick he deems worthy of being his sword, and carries it everywhere. His parents despair.

    You don’t even know what that means, they say. He does. He knows.

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    13 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier was already surprised when he ran into Geralt again. Even more so when the Witcher insisted Jaskier spend the winter with him. And now Geralt's... being nice?

    Meanwhile Geralt would just like everyone around him to stop telling him to "talk" about his "feelings."

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    03 Oct 2020

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    “I learn stuff about you to enrich my songs, thanks very much.”

    Geralt starts. “Like what?”

    Jaskier strums a chord. “Plenty of things. You always ask the contractor if they want the head or not instead of just showing up with it, because you don’t want to shock people. You eat normal amounts of food when eating in public, instead of your usual awe-inducing giant amount. You sleep more when you’re hurt, but that’s the only way I’d ever know. You’re a bit weird about your potions and you count them a lot.” He glances up and grins. “Shall I continue?”

    A handful of contracts go sideways. Recovering is easier with Jaskier there.

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    03 Oct 2020

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    “Well,” Jaskier replies distractedly. “Lots of things want to strangle you.”

    “You don’t.”

    It isn’t a particularly troublesome accusation, or even necessarily an accusation at all.

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    17 Sep 2020

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    “Can you not argue for one second of your entire life,” said Geralt.

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