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The Malfoy-Weasley Rulebook by TeachUsSomethingPlease
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2020
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The Weasley children are orphaned at the end of the war. The Malfoys take them in. The Malfoys lighten (politically), the Weasleys darken (magically). And then the whole gang goes to school and maybe tries to take over the world with Dark Lord Harry Potter.
A list of the rules created by Hogwarts Teachers in a (failed) attempt to rein in the Malfoy-Weasleys and their associates. Inspired by Dr Bright's List of Things He Must Not Do, 100 things I must not do at Hogwarts, etc.
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- Part 12 of A Hat Dumps the Universe on Its Head
Bookmarked by improbabilitydrive
02 Jan 2021
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Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by metisket
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 May 2020
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In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.” -
maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!