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What the actual shitting fuck. Behind the counter is this fancy dickhead in a yellow suit smiling at him like Ed's the solution to all his problems and the answer to all his prayers.
This is a trap, right? Or a joke? Probably a joke. Guys like that don't smile at guys like Ed. 'Specially not this particular guy like that, who looks like he pisses champagne and shits caviar. Ed knows what he looks like to guys like that, and if he hadn't known when he woke up this morning, he sure as shit knows now every other shop on this street has told him.
-- Ed goes to buy a suit and meets the love of his life. He is very normal about it.
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- Part 29 of Stories by theme: Romance
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"She's taking it hard," Buttons says. He shakes his head, slow and sad.
Right. Olivia. Of course she is. Dead husband. Whole thing. Killed Jack, which you'd think would be enough to cheer anyone up, but maybe seagulls are sensitive.
"Yeah," Ed manages. "It's hard. Losing someone like that."
"Aye. But the community's pulling together. Nigel's set up a rota so she doesn't have to fish, and Young Billy's fixed up her nest something lovely. That was always Karl's job, god rest him."
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An Affirming Journal, by EDWARD “BLACKBEARD” TEACH, Currently Aboard the REVENGE in the Year of Our Lord 1717, Having Commandeered Her from STEDE BONNET, Gentleman Pyrate by imperfectcircle, raven (singlecrow), soupytwist, tatteredbookmark
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Apr 2022
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21 Amazing JOURNALLE PROMPTS to Discover Thine Authentick Selfe
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A sharp knife, a steady hand by imperfectcircle for greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Grey's Anatomy, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2022
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"Comma Nile comma Freeman exclamation mark," Vimes read from the enthusiastically completed paperwork Captain Carrot had left on his desk. Carrot loved punctuation not wisely but, some might say, too well. "Two counts of comma affray comma, four counts comma of unlawful -- I think this is a semi-colon, that's new -- acts of brutality, and three comma counts of exclamation mark hyphen theft without a licence."
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- Part 10 of Stories by theme: Crossovers
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Rabbi Shaina Cohen Shows Great Patience And Fortitude by imperfectcircle for partypaprika
Fandoms: Yudah Cohen Series - Rebecca Fraimow
18 Dec 2021
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R' Shaina Cohen (she/they)
@RadRadRabbiHate to poop the party, but there is no evidence that Judah/Yudah/Yehuda Coen/Cohen/Cohn existed
He's an archetype of Jewish folklore, like Shlemiel (the fool) or Hershele (the prankster)
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- Part 17 of Stories by theme: Humour
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Stories by theme: Romance by imperfectcircle
Fandom: Anthropomorfic, Bandom RPF, Crashing (UK TV), Crooked Media RPF, Discworld - Pratchett, Elementary (TV), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Merlin (BBC), New Zealand Comedy RPF, Original Work, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, Our Flag Means Death RPF, Panic At The Disco, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Stargate Atlantis, The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Ursula le Guin -- The Birthday of the World, Wonder Woman (2017)
12 Jan 2023
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Stories where the romantic relationship(s) are the central focus, and the plot is secondary or non-existent. I think most of these are pretty accessible even if you don't know the canon.
Probably the best story here is either "Between the shores of your souls" (Rogue One) or “be yourself my ally” (Wonder Woman), but my favourite is "Balance, Falling" (original).
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- 19
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Stories by theme: Short and introspective by imperfectcircle
Fandom: Alan Bennett - The History Boys, Bandom RPF, Good Omens - Gaiman & Pratchett, Lawrence of Arabia (1962), Sports Night, Stargate Atlantis, The History Boys - Bennett, The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Thor (2011)
15 Jun 2020
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Short and introspective pieces, mainly addressing questions or issues raised by canon.
Probably the best story here is the most recent one, "my joy would be complete" (The Magnus Archives), but my favourite is "I'll Remember April" (History Boys).
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- 13,833
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- 12
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Stories by theme: Crossovers by imperfectcircle
Fandom: British Comedian RPF, Community, Discworld, Discworld - Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Doctor Who, due South, Generation Kill, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, Huge, Lewis - Fandom, Panic At The Disco, Sandman - Gaiman, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Torchwood, True Blood, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2022
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Crossovers! Some are Discworld fusions, some are excuses for characters from different canons to hook up, some are both.
I'm having a hard time picking a best or a favourite -- just pick anything from 2007 onwards where you recognise the fandoms.
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- 20,880
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Stories by theme: My arguments with canon by imperfectcircle
Fandom: Doctor Who, Handsome Devil (2016), Lynes and Mathey Series - Amy Griswold & Melissa Scott, Merlin (BBC), Our Flag Means Death (TV), The History Boys - Bennett, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jun 2022
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These are the stories where I really fight it out with canon.
"Eruv" (Lynes & Mathey series) is both probably the best and definitely my favourite.
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Stories by theme: Humour by imperfectcircle
Fandom: Anthropomorfic, Crashing (UK TV), Dogs Lost In A Maze That Is Also In Egypt (VitaminWater Ad), Douglas Adams - The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Gaiman & Pratchett, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, How to Get Away with Murder, Panic At The Disco, The High Life, The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Yudah Cohen Series - Rebecca Fraimow
18 Dec 2021
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Stories where the jokes are the point. I think they're better if you have at least some familiarity with the canon.
Probably the best story here is “A Good Dog in a Dark Place” (Yuletide mini-fandom: Vitamin Water ad), but my favourite is "And Other Animals" (Hitchhiker's Guide).
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- 39,326
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Son of a Notorious Father by shibrogane
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Aug 2020
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Jin Rusong comes of age.
Bookmarked by imperfectcircle
05 Jul 2021
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Fucking hell, this is such a good piece of writing, I can't even. Right square in the feels, do not pass go, do not collect even a shred of protective distance.
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before the branches thin by Morgan (duckwhatduck)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
19 Jun 2021
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The morning after the night before: Wen Kexing has a load off his mind; Zhou Zishu has a lot still on his.
He also has Wen Kexing's cock in his mouth, but that isn't quite getting him out of his own head the way he'd like.
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cool qin su erasure btw by CwythanWind for Darth_Claire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2020
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A small, wry smile bends Lan Xichen’s mouth and his gaze slides away. “I have learned much about myself this past year, watching my brother suffer and unable to help him, watching you pretend your father doesn’t intend keep you collared forever. And the most salient thing I’ve learned is that when it comes down to love and death, I take after my mother.”
Jin Guangyao has a problem and Lan Xichen fixes it, unexpectedly and without asking permission.- Language:
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Bookmarked by imperfectcircle
05 Jun 2021
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Sometimes you just need to read and reread LXC Making A Decision over and over again forever. Deeply satisfying.
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“I could devour you,” Samiel says gently, and Jay can feel the heat of his words sinking into his translator. “Won't you let me, pretty human? I'd make it ever so good for you.” His voice is intimate, filthy; that of a lover. Of a predator that has caught its prey.
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Wing Commander Jason Lane is doing his best. He's got a political coup to stop; a peace treaty to negotiate; half a planet out to kill him and - oh yes, Samiel.
Always, Samiel.
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- Part 1 of Across the Universe