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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    CARRY ON REWRITE, centered on Baz

    When Baz comes back to school weeks after the beginning of the term, acting in a very unusual way, Simon is worried.
    What's wrong with Baz? Why was he missing? And most importantly, what can Simon do to help him?

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    It has always frustrated me that Baz suffered no trauma after the coffin incident, so I decided to take matters into my own hands

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    27 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “I told myself that it didn't matter, that this wasn't a potentially life altering information for me. That I was long over Snow. I told myself that I've had two boyfriends since I left Watford, I must be over my stupid feelings for him throughout my teen years. That I couldn't possibly be considering the idea of visiting Snow, just to fuck with my own feelings.

    Yet here I am, a sad gay mess, waiting for coffee and food, and cursing my stars.”

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    Baz Pitch is 26 and the Magic Words teacher at Watford when he comes to know that Simon Snow, his former roommate, crush and rival lives alarmingly close to him.

    On a whim, Baz gives him a visit, just to check if he still likes Simon, but what is supposed to be a one time thing turns into a full blown romance.

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    23 Sep 2021

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    Adulthood is supposed to be Simon Snow’s happily ever after. Instead, he’s adjusting to mundanity as well as a former Chosen One could - awfully. (Honestly what the fuck is he doing with his life?) At twenty-three he thinks he’s done with the adventures. The problem is that trouble tends to look for Simon.

    This time he’s taken back to Watford School of Magicks. To open the Third Gate, slay the Sixth White Hare, and maybe find the fairies in the process. Meanwhile, the NowNext are setting up shop in London, his ex-girlfriend is unofficially a vampire slayer, his best friend’s in love with a Normal, said Normal is still cursed and running out of time, the dead spots are closing (maybe Simon isn’t as Normal as he thought), and on top of all of it - Baz is back in the country after being abroad for several years, looking good enough to eat.

    And Simon is still hopelessly in love with him.

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    20 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    baz
    are you up??

    It's 2am, Snow

    well you seem to be up, so

    Is this a booty call?

    maybe 🙄

    Unbelievable
    I've never met a hornier person in my life

    does this mean i can come to yours?

    Come here before I change my mind

    (The friends with benefits, texting fic no one asked for.)

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    21 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    They say you find love when you least expect it. Once you've stopped trying to look for it, it just happens to come barreling your way.

    For some, it's in the form of a beautifully awkward meet-cute. For others, it comes with the realization that your best friend is the love of your life.

    Neither was the case for Baz Pitch. He wasn't expecting to find anything of the sort when he started receiving overly flirtatious text messages out of the blue. He's a busy man and doesn't have time for these sorts of shenanigans. And besides, it's better to stay closed off than risk getting hurt, right?

    For Simon Snow, he couldn't afford to fall in love. He was simply doing a job that he was being paid to do. And as much as he found the bloke on the other side of the messages to be an annoying, pompous git, it was a job nonetheless.

    But life is funny like that. And sometimes you just gotta go with the flow. Maybe this time, it'll work out.

    Maybe this time, love will hit both of them when they least expect it.

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    21 Jul 2021