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The RK800-60 heard a noise above him and flinched as he realized the furniture he’d scrambled to lean up against was in fact a pair of legs, and looked up to see a large man in heavy black gear with SWAT emblazoned across the front staring back down at him with a stunned expression.
“It’s one of you, Connor. I thought you said you were a fancy one-of-a-kind prototype?” The SWAT officer said, looking over.
Connor was evidently the android in the very familiar looking jacket, though the damaged RK couldn’t personally say if their faces really did match. Connor’s gaze hardened as he got a good look at the trembling RK on the ground.
“I am.” he said, the gentle tone he’d used a second ago now gone. “This one is supposed to be dead.”
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The Cat and the Marquis by im_fairly_witty, Lupo (LupoLight)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
07 Nov 2021
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“Well you see my lord, the cat witcher had been granted the law of surprise a few minutes before we delivered news of your betrothal to the countess, and her father didn’t want to provoke destiny by letting him escape…we, uh, we had to muzzle your fiancé after he bit off a few of Greg’s fingers…”
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Gavin the cat witcher finds himself accidentally betrothed to a human noble named Richard who is desperate to escape his mother's overbearing control of his life. Neither of them are thrilled about this turn of events. (At first.)
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Man's Best Friend by im_fairly_witty, Jillybeanjoy
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Nov 2021
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“Lieutenant Anderson had planned to get a traditional service dog replacement, but understands that it’s in the precinct’s best interests to match him up with a prototype android model instead of waiting.” Fowler says, presumably speaking to Dr. Soya, despite his glare drilling into Hank’s unbothered expression. “Lieutenant Anderson is extremely grateful for this opportunity.” Fowler follows up forcefully.
“What he said.” Hank growls back, folding his arms and forcing his gaze to finally drop to the thing sitting patiently at Dr. Soya’s feet.
Because it’s not really a dog quietly looking up at them with soft brown golden retriever eyes, it’s a fucking mobility aid with better than usual batteries.
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Hank's mental health struggles means he needs a professionally trained service dog, but when his last one passes away he's unwillingly paired with a fake android replacement. He's not sure what outcome is more likely; that he'll successfully off himself before the android can catch him, that the robotic imposter will get him hauled away and locked up for being a danger to himself, or that just maybe that he can convince Fowler he's healthy enough not to need a fake dog at all.
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A Taste of Freedom (On Your Lips) by im_fairly_witty, rakkel
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Jul 2021
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HK800 has been working with Connor—his assigned human detective at the DPD—for several days now, and has come to develop certain feeli- uh, concerns for the man. On an evening that Connor isn’t responding to Hank’s messages the android decides to pay a visit to the lieutenant’s home to get some answers.
Some answers being to questions he hadn’t even realized he’s been subconsciously asking himself ever since the two met.
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The (Very Short) Ballad of Princess Jo by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Coco (2017), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
24 May 2021
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Jo, the present-day Maldonian princess and great-great-great granddaughter of Tianaveen and Imector has her own shadowman shenanigans.
(Very small story snippet, but I'm fond of Jo so into the archive she goes. Art by me, idea developed with the help of Ibrithir.)
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- Part 5 of PATF x Coco Crossover
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- 322
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- Kudos:
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PATF x Coco Crossover by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
24 May 2021
- Words:
- 10,042
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Villain AU by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017)
22 Aug 2019
- Words:
- 199,557
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- 4
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Coco Teacher!AU by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017)
15 Sep 2020
- Words:
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The Witcher Wolf by im_fairly_witty
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
07 Oct 2020
- Words:
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lately it's been hard by kaspbrak_kid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
12 Sep 2021
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Eddie realizes he has hit an all-time low when he gets out of his seat to let the man standing in the aisle of the plane squeeze past him and thinks, oh, hello. This might be the closest I’ve been to someone in four months.
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The Losers are back together for a few days for Richie's birthday and Eddie is struggling with the intricacies of physical touch.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
13 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Touch starved Eddie, pre first kiss marriage proposal in the airport parking lot.
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yours, and I will tell you mine by dee_lirious
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jul 2020
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There are mornings when Geralt doesn’t get up right away.
AKA,
When both of your love languages is Acts of Service.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
25 Jul 2020
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Geralt wakes up warm, peaceful, and utterly content, which is how he knows that something is severely wrong.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
24 Jul 2020
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Don't let the rating fool you, it's barely explicit for like half a paragraph near the end and the rest is 100% top-notch emotional story-telling gold. Def in my top 10 favorite witcher fics.
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i was burning up a fever (i didn't care much how long i lived) by petersnotkingyet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 May 2020
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Jaskier has the flu. Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert think he's dying.
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It’s been two weeks since Geralt shouted Jaskier away from him on that mountain and Jaskier has been handling it like a champ by forlornly wandering alone in the wilderness with his lute. When he (literally) stumbles across an injured white wolf he decides to take a chance and see if he can help it, appreciating the irony of the situation but not quite realizing why it is that the wolf’s golden eyes look exactly like his Witcher’s...
01:26:30 :: Written by Im_fairly_witty.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
28 May 2020