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Someone asked for a tiny little timestamp of the boys getting "The Talk" as fourteen year old novices and I couldn't resist. (This talk is referenced in The Road to Kaer Morhen in passing.)
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- Part 6 of The Witcher Wolf
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The Road to Kaer Morhen by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 Mar 2022
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Geralt and Jaskier have successfully retrieved Ciri just in the nick of time, but now must travel to the safety of Kaer Morhen with her and Mousesack the druid while Nilfgaard is searching for them. Geralt's ability to turn into a wolf comes in handy, a mysteriously magical death unearths the beginning of a mystery he can't resist chasing, and he realizes that for Ciri's sake he must face the heretofore unaddressed relationship failings of his past.
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- Part 5 of The Witcher Wolf
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The RK800-60 heard a noise above him and flinched as he realized the furniture he’d scrambled to lean up against was in fact a pair of legs, and looked up to see a large man in heavy black gear with SWAT emblazoned across the front staring back down at him with a stunned expression.
“It’s one of you, Connor. I thought you said you were a fancy one-of-a-kind prototype?” The SWAT officer said, looking over.
Connor was evidently the android in the very familiar looking jacket, though the damaged RK couldn’t personally say if their faces really did match. Connor’s gaze hardened as he got a good look at the trembling RK on the ground.
“I am.” he said, the gentle tone he’d used a second ago now gone. “This one is supposed to be dead.”
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The day that Dolores Madrigal got her gift had not been the worst day of her life. The day that Casita crumbled around them, leaving them adrift and hopeless and her cousin perhaps lost forever was the worst day of her life.
No, the day that Dolores Madrigal got her gift was the second worst day of her life.
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Man's Best Friend by im_fairly_witty, Jillybeanjoy
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Nov 2021
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“Lieutenant Anderson had planned to get a traditional service dog replacement, but understands that it’s in the precinct’s best interests to match him up with a prototype android model instead of waiting.” Fowler says, presumably speaking to Dr. Soya, despite his glare drilling into Hank’s unbothered expression. “Lieutenant Anderson is extremely grateful for this opportunity.” Fowler follows up forcefully.
“What he said.” Hank growls back, folding his arms and forcing his gaze to finally drop to the thing sitting patiently at Dr. Soya’s feet.
Because it’s not really a dog quietly looking up at them with soft brown golden retriever eyes, it’s a fucking mobility aid with better than usual batteries.
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Hank's mental health struggles means he needs a professionally trained service dog, but when his last one passes away he's unwillingly paired with a fake android replacement. He's not sure what outcome is more likely; that he'll successfully off himself before the android can catch him, that the robotic imposter will get him hauled away and locked up for being a danger to himself, or that just maybe that he can convince Fowler he's healthy enough not to need a fake dog at all.
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The Witcher Wolf by im_fairly_witty
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Mar 2022
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PATF x Coco Crossover by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
24 May 2021
- Words:
- 10,042
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Villain AU by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017)
22 Aug 2019
- Words:
- 199,557
- Works:
- 4
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- 10
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Coco Teacher!AU by death_frisbee, im_fairly_witty, slusheeduck (death_frisbee)
Fandom: Coco (2017)
15 Sep 2020
- Words:
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Of talks, decorating and a bet by Hectatess for im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
28 Dec 2022
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Adam and Michael have moved to the Netherlands, away from their siblings, and away from prying eyes. But Michael is unaware of Adam’s motivations for the move, and is afraid Adam was unhappy. A chat with a friendly neighbour helps to resolve things, much to Sam’s chagrin…
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Castiel made one mistake and it landed him with a child. Knowing his brothers would never accept an unmated omega with a child, Castiel chose not to tell his family about Samandriel for six years.
But Michael found out anyway and Castiel soon finds himself on the run from his furious family. To save both his and his son's lives, he flees into the wilderness, where the 'wild folk' reside and they must learn to live as wolves rather than humans if they are to survive.
Except, the wild folk are not the savages Castiel was led to believe whilst growing up, and he finds that maybe being a member of Dean's pack isn't so terrible afterall.
Then his brother, Gabriel, shows up and takes an interest in Dean's omega brother, Sam. The problem?
The Winchesters and Novaks have been enemies for centuries.
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- Part 1 of RWTW
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 381,667
- Chapters:
- 80/80
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Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
20 Apr 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
All wolves, Sabriel, Sam x ruby, Destiel, Gardel ot3
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lately it's been hard by kaspbrak_kid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
12 Sep 2021
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Eddie realizes he has hit an all-time low when he gets out of his seat to let the man standing in the aisle of the plane squeeze past him and thinks, oh, hello. This might be the closest I’ve been to someone in four months.
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The Losers are back together for a few days for Richie's birthday and Eddie is struggling with the intricacies of physical touch.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
13 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Touch starved Eddie, pre first kiss marriage proposal in the airport parking lot.
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yours, and I will tell you mine by dee_lirious
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jul 2020
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There are mornings when Geralt doesn’t get up right away.
AKA,
When both of your love languages is Acts of Service.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
25 Jul 2020
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Geralt wakes up warm, peaceful, and utterly content, which is how he knows that something is severely wrong.
Bookmarked by im_fairly_witty
24 Jul 2020
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Don't let the rating fool you, it's barely explicit for like half a paragraph near the end and the rest is 100% top-notch emotional story-telling gold. Def in my top 10 favorite witcher fics.