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    As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.

    The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.

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    “A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.

    “A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.

    Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”

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    25 Dec 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Sasuke was a successful business man who married Naruto despite all warnings. He was completely and totally in love... and then Naruto's varying stories about how they met became all the rage at social gatherings, very much to Sasuke's dismay.

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    08 Jun 2020

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    Naruto’s eyes widen in shock as he comprehends what they’re asking. “Okay, so, you want me to go with you and, what? Translate?”

    Ino shrugs. “Kinda. We just want you to, you know, listen in on what they’re saying and tell us later?”

    “Like a bad sitcom?” he asks incredulously. “That is insane.”

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    30 Mar 2020

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    “Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”

    “Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.

    “What! I mean, uh, no?”

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    10 Mar 2020