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    Oleander Evans, also known as Skull de Mort, had no idea that visiting his sister Petunia was going to fuck up his life.

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    30 Jun 2021

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    Colonnello has always been a military man. He understood what led to him being cursed. He understood why the others had been cursed. Or, well, why most of the others had been cursed. Skull's motivations had always been a mystery to him. Now that the curse had been lifted, Colonnello could finally sit back and try to puzzle it out. If only it were that easy.

    Or Colonnello's instincts were telling him something wasn't right and curiosity only kills cats.

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    30 Jun 2021

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    EDUCATIONAL DECREE #30
    All magical children aged between 11 and 17 from the year 2000 onwards must obtain a graduation diploma to be considered Of Age and eligible for employment and independent living.
    Signed.
    Delores Umbridge, Hogwarts Headmistress

    With no directive over where an education must be obtained, Harry put forward the considerable coffers of the Black Family fortune and paid for hundreds of surviving Hogwarts students to flee the UK and set up elsewhere in the world, refusing to fall under the sway of a woman who delighted in torturing children. In choosing his new home and education, Harry selected a place directly on the otherside of the planet, as far away as physically possible - Namimori, Japan.

    He had no intention, or idea, that his first day at school would be such a debacle - or the beginning of the rest of his life.

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    03 Jun 2021

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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    01 Jun 2021

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    04 Apr 2021