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    You are ULDER RAVENGARD.

    Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.

    Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.

    [A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]

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    29 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Wyll is a Disney World line attendant whose greatest dream is to play a prince. His second-greatest dream, as of today, is getting to know the prickly guest trying to con his way into the lightning lane.

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    26 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “But how the hells did he get elected twice?” Lord Peter Wimsey glanced appealingly at his sister and brother-in-law on the expectation that they might explain the Lower City mind. “Electing a vampire once may be an accident. Twice begins to look like carelessness.”

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    In which Lord Peter Wimsey, of the long established patriar line, and Inspector Charles Parker, of Baldur's Gate Watch, discuss Astarion Ancunin's unexpected rise to political power. And the author inflicts Astarion on all the patriars in High Hall.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    The rest of their troupe was beginning to move, and so Astarion turned to join them, but Wyll gestured again. He chuckled a bit and shook his head, but asked, “May I, then?”

    “Oh, yes.” Astarion said, “Though I didn’t expect you to be the first in line.”

    Wyll chuckled again, and moved with a strength to each step, kneeling and lifting Astarion suddenly off of his feet.

    “Oh,” Astarion said again, though he would not let himself be caught off guard. He draped a hand across Wyll’s chest as he was adjusted in the hero’s arms. “Now, that is chivalry, look at you.”

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    Five times Wyll saves Astarion, one time Astarion saves Wyll

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    20 Feb 2024

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    In thousands of years she will return, on a red dragon, her people free, their voices rising up against the tide of the Astral Sea to sing her as liberator, savior, Mother.

    And in thousands of years he will kiss her again, and it will all be worth it.

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    17 Feb 2024