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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    24 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Julian was six when he learnt of the Assassins and their Creed. Of the war they fought against.

    Every day since then he had promised himself, and the world, that he would become the best Assassin of his time. That he would become a Master. That he would stand for the freedom everyone deserved to keep.

    He would meet many during his life, but the most important connection to him, his greatest ally, was a witcher he’d met when young. Many said that if you came across Geralt of Rivia and Julian Pankratz, trouble was close.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    In which Jaskier is a River god and has a large protective family of other River gods. Geralt has no idea what he’s let himself in for.

    Art by the amazing Aro

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    09 Jul 2020

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    Modern!AU. Geralt has just left a relationship with Yennefer, the boss of a top London crime family. They leave on good terms, and he stays as a bodyguard for hire to be called upon when needed. He has every reason to believe his life will carry on as normal, but he barely gets two footsteps down the street before he finds a noisy angel amongst his monsters of the crime world. Jaskier has no idea what he's gotten himself involved with, and frankly he's more excited for it. Cue Jaskier finding a heart to call home, and Geralt realising love is what he'd always been missing.

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    06 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    AKA the one where Roach lays down some hard truths

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    04 Jul 2020