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Questions Roxanne Didn't Mean To Ask (but is glad she did) by Icka M Chif (mischif)
Fandoms: Megamind (2010)
27 Apr 2016
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"Are those really baby seal skin boots?!" Roxanne asked, glancing down at Megamind's feet.
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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy by Icka M Chif (mischif)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
07 Nov 2018
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It was an old Hylian custom, one that Sidon barely half-remembered from before the Calamity had happened, of a Hylian pressing their mouth to the back of a person’s hand.
He remembered Mipha’s fond giggle as someone had done it to her in farewell, and the gesture seemed an appropriate way to honour Link as he departed to take on the next Divine Beast.
(Originally going to be 'Five times Sidon kissed Link, one time Link kissed back' but they're not very good at keeping track of kisses)
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99 Crickets by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
01 Jun 2017
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Harry reaches out to hesitantly take the box and lifts it so he can see what’s inside. When he does, he sees… crickets?
“What?”
The man smiles, and it looks almost sheepish. Harry has never been more confused in his life, except…
“I know you said you wanted one hundred and this is only fifteen, but I haven’t had much time to look since I arrived yesterday. I’ll get the rest later.”
Oh.
Oh no.
An unrepentant tribute to one of my favorite side quests from botw.
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To bond with a familiar, summoners dial a number and a compatible spirit picks up.
Will dials the wrong number and somehow Hannibal ends up on the other end of the conversation.
"...Hello?"
"Hello."
"Oh fuck."
He hadn't meant it. The words just slipped out. Fuck, fuck, fuck, he should hang up---
"...I beg your pardon?"
Will began spluttering into the phone. "Uh... I-I'm so, so sorry. This is a mistake. I... I dialled the wrong number. I'm sorry for disturbing you, goodbye-"
The stranger - who sounded distinctly male with an European-ish accent from the way he had spoken earlier - stopped him. "Please wait."
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16 Apr 2021
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In which Harry tries to summon a familiar to bond with and gets Tom instead.