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  1. Summary

    Once upon a time a thief fell in love with an artist and a detective. Or maybe a detective fell in love with an artist, then a thief. The order of events is a little muddy but the end result is clear.

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  4. Summary

    Transmogrification, from "transmogrify", meaning "to alter greatly with grotesque or humorous effect". Or, scarebeast and iimpavid decided to give Hannibal a Season 4 and wrote the most self-indulgent fic in the history of fic instead.

    Check out the ongoing series soundtrack here.

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    A series of sometimes-related one-shots following the lives of various elves throughout the Silmarillion. Sometimes, the Valar or a Maia or two might get involved.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    20 Oct 2019

  2. Rec 1

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    Peter and Juno break into Dark Matters HQ to steal an artifact called the Heart of Genesis and things go horribly wrong.

    Inspired by the title and poster for Season 3.

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    07 Oct 2019

  3. Rec 2

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    Juno's called in to investigate a stolen painting that belongs to an old acquaintance that he has a complicated and messy history with.

    Takes place between S1 and S2.

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    22 Sep 2019

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    Written for #justfuckme up. Not exactly super kinky, but at least something I've never written before.

     

    Hannibal had let Will care for him without question, let Will decide their course and choose their destination, had done everything Will asked that was within his capabilities at the moment. It was hell on Will’s nerves.

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    13 Aug 2019

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    After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble.

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    20 Jul 2019

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