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  1. Rec *

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    “Is your place a mess? Do you wish you had someone to take care of you and cater to your needs? Then reach us online at www.human4you.com. Your human companion awaits!”

    In a world controlled by werewolves, lone alpha Derek Hale buys a mail-order human.
    (3 chapters + side-chapter)

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    10 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    The news breaks in the late morning, in an almost mundane way. Everyone is working, and then there's some rumblings about something strange online, which go mostly ignored.

    But then it's on the news, and then it's on all the channels, and then every phone is flooded with a deluge of texts and alarms, and Richard can hear people on the street shouting, "look, look, turn on the television right now!"

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    14 Jun 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Hooli has a division of sex workers. Working his way through school, Jared is one of them. As a practical joke, Richard is sent to his room for an appointment.

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    14 Jun 2016

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    "Stiles. For the last time, we’re in witness protection, not part of some FBI undercover operation. There’s no code names involved. Capiche?" In which Derek and Stiles pretend to be married for the sake of everyone’s wolvelihood.

    (“We – you and I – are going on an official date this Friday.”
    “We went on an official date last weekend.”
    “We went grocery shopping, Derek,” Stiles says. “We went grocery shopping and you managed to hold my hand for an incredibly unimpressive total of two seconds before freaking out and spending the rest of the trip bitchfacing at everyone. If I remember correctly you actually made the checkout girl cry.”
    “Did not,” Derek says, scowling.)

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    21 Dec 2013

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    set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating. Betaed by giddygeek.

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    03 Dec 2012