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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    Harry Potter is the dratted spawn of the Potion Master's Hogwarts nemesis, James Tiberius Kirk - oops, wrong fandom, James-archetype Gryffindor-Potter. Watch what happens when Snape's new nemesis fails to do his assigned summer reading and is held after class by his vengeful Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Snape soon realizes, to his utter horror, that he, Potions Master par excellence ain't the only ginormously-powered half-blood wizard Dumbledore has mistreated by leaving him in the hands of malicious Muggles. A whole lotta words that pretell the payback that three half-blood wizards rain down upon one purebred megalomaniac. And there are Veelacorns a-comin', 'cause they're a thing/are things - subject-verb agreement, who am I, the grammar police? Oh, and there is a lotta Inner Monologue, just because. Veelacorns are cute, and no, I don't abuse substances of any kind, this is just the way my brain is wired. Enjoy!

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    23 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Utterly crazy and perfectly cracky

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Abused by the Dursleys, taken into Dumbledore's legal custody as a child, and raised in Hogwarts away from the other students, Harry must now learn how to live a 'normal' life: navigating employment at the school, fighting with Draco, dealing with his personal demons, and finding himself in a relationship with the most unlikely of professors.

    Two Notes: Chapter 5 is the only chapter with explicit content. Also, considering the nature of the content, I've aged Harry up to 18 (the legal age of adulthood and consent where I live), even though canonically he would be 17. Underage is a hardline no-go for me, even if it is by only a few month.

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    21 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am unbelievably fond of this

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    In which Harry steals Draco’s hoodie, and everyone ships it because yes. (AU where Padfoot and Moony live, and Harry has a fashion sense.)

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    20 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is ADORABLE! Also, I love Draco with tattoos why haven't I seen this before-

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry needs Severus’s cooperation to solve a case, but navigating vampiric culture and Severus’s powerful allure proves more challenging than he anticipates.

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    12 May 2020

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    Amazing

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    This family for some reason reminds me of the Addams Family. So get ready for some kooky experiences.

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    11 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is adorable, what the fuck??