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    Crowley gets invested in real estate. Aziraphale tries to vape his feelings away.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    15 Aug 2019

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    It was hard to adjust, after the Apocalypse, but Aziraphale and Crowley were going to try.

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    04 Aug 2019

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    God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.

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    23 Jul 2019

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    It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.

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    24 Jun 2019